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Lilith

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 02, 2019, 05:46:42 PM
the human garbage over there could never understand how we roll. this is our lifestyle. suck my titties BITCH

Praise Anthony!

https://twitter.com/TheeArtVandelay/status/1113225751313014784

The BellGab Experience.

LIT CITY!!!





Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 02, 2019, 06:07:34 PM
perfect woman titties

I’d do it just to vanquish evil but the tities are just the icing on the cake. Someone notify Joe Biden about this.


K_Dubb

I wrote a poem to commemorate this event:


Two websites are poised standing tiptoe to toe,
And neither is willing to blink.
Their champions' bowels are surely aglow --
You can smell the familiar stink.
The older of them is a cesspool of slime,
The younger the child of the first,
Both born from the rage of an earlier time --
We can't say of them which is worst.
To visit the first, you're advised to protect
Your goods, cuz you might catch a virus,
While surfing from work we're inclined to expect
A call to HR just to fire us.
To visit the second's a trip back to school,
But no need to mind your carotid.
There, hall monitors prance around like they're cool,
And one crazy move gets you swatted.
Just why we hang out there we can't seem to say;
Perhaps it is sentiment's flame.
We dread the remorse if just one went away,
Though which one we don't care to name.
You might say that both are a bit of a douche,
And something they done might have stung ya,
But, for those of us with a taste for the louche,
You dance with the fellow that brung ya.
So step to your marks with your buckets of pee,
To fight sans compunction or pity.
Ambiguous outcome's a sure guarantee,
But somebody's sucking mah tiddy.

chefist

Pow Wow with RG was productive last night...should be a fun show.

chefist

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 02, 2019, 08:28:19 PM
I wrote a poem to commemorate this event:


Two websites are poised standing tiptoe to toe,
And neither is willing to blink.
Their champions' bowels are surely aglow --
You can smell the familiar stink.
The older of them is a cesspool of slime,
The younger the child of the first,
Both born from the rage of an earlier time --
We can't say of them which is worst.
To visit the first, you're advised to protect
Your goods, cuz you might catch a virus,
While surfing from work we're inclined to expect
A call to HR just to fire us.
To visit the second's a trip back to school,
But no need to mind your carotid.
There, hall monitors prance around like they're cool,
And one crazy move gets you swatted.
Just why we hang out there we can't seem to say;
Perhaps it is sentiment's flame.
We dread the remorse if just one went away,
Though which one we don't care to name.
You might say that both are a bit of a douche,
And something they done might have stung ya,
But, for those of us with a taste for the louche,
You dance with the fellow that brung ya.
So step to your marks with your buckets of pee,
To fight sans compunction or pity.
Ambiguous outcome's a sure guarantee,
But somebody's sucking mah tiddy.

Nice...call in and cite...

Quote from: chefist on April 02, 2019, 08:31:20 PM
Nice...call in and cite...

Nice?   It's awesome.   Good to see our Laureate has not lost his touch,  even if he is getting his left tiddy sucked.

chefist

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2019, 08:40:29 PM
Nice?   It's awesome.   Good to see Laureate has not lost his touch,  even if he is getting his left tiddy sucked.

Jesus...now my compliments aren't good enough!  ::)  ;D

K_Dubb

Quote from: chefist on April 02, 2019, 08:31:20 PM
Nice...call in and cite...

Thanks!  I regretfully demur, citing stagefright, but will be listening.

Quote from: chefist on April 02, 2019, 08:41:59 PM
Jesus...now my compliments aren't good enough!  ::)  ;D

With a fresh segment of Martinez Tonight all is forgiven................................

chefist

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2019, 08:45:45 PM
With a fresh segment of Martinez Tonight all is forgiven................................

Be sure to tune in a little early to hear the pre show music...you might get a new MT intro...

Quote from: chefist on April 02, 2019, 08:47:18 PM
Be sure to tune in a little early to hear the pre show music...you might get a new MT intro...

You know what I like!


albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 02, 2019, 08:44:25 PM
Thanks!  I regretfully demur, citing stagefright, but will be listening.
Great poem. I was listening to another genius circa early 2000's on replay today. Phil Hendrie doing a Steve Bosell about teenage cheerleading at his football and basketball games. How bad it was. Not only is is sexual (with their dress and cheers) and so takes players attention away from the game but- also leads to women's nagging later in life. And, for players, later "performance issues" in bed because old PTSD recalling teen cheerleaders in short-shirts yelling cheers that were "sexually suggestive" but also "nagging": "Defense, Defense, come on" "Get it in the hole"  and such. He wasn't picked up by the Rams because a cheerleader distracted him and now can't "perform" and, even worse, his wife nags him (which she learned as a cheerleaders taught to repetitively shout things to players that are obvious.)

chefist

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 02, 2019, 08:51:51 PM
You know what I like!



Ha...I'll be running the board soon...you'll get your MR...

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 02, 2019, 08:28:19 PM
I wrote a poem to commemorate this event:


Two websites are poised standing tiptoe to toe,
And neither is willing to blink.
Their champions' bowels are surely aglow --
You can smell the familiar stink.
The older of them is a cesspool of slime,
The younger the child of the first,
Both born from the rage of an earlier time --
We can't say of them which is worst.
To visit the first, you're advised to protect
Your goods, cuz you might catch a virus,
While surfing from work we're inclined to expect
A call to HR just to fire us.
To visit the second's a trip back to school,
But no need to mind your carotid.
There, hall monitors prance around like they're cool,
And one crazy move gets you swatted.
Just why we hang out there we can't seem to say;
Perhaps it is sentiment's flame.
We dread the remorse if just one went away,
Though which one we don't care to name.
You might say that both are a bit of a douche,
And something they done might have stung ya,
But, for those of us with a taste for the louche,
You dance with the fellow that brung ya.
So step to your marks with your buckets of pee,
To fight sans compunction or pity.
Ambiguous outcome's a sure guarantee,
But somebody's sucking mah tiddy.

gorgeous.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 02, 2019, 08:28:19 PM
I wrote a poem to commemorate this event:


Two websites are poised standing tiptoe to toe,
And neither is willing to blink.
Their champions' bowels are surely aglow --
You can smell the familiar stink.
The older of them is a cesspool of slime,
The younger the child of the first,
Both born from the rage of an earlier time --
We can't say of them which is worst.
To visit the first, you're advised to protect
Your goods, cuz you might catch a virus,
While surfing from work we're inclined to expect
A call to HR just to fire us.
To visit the second's a trip back to school,
But no need to mind your carotid.
There, hall monitors prance around like they're cool,
And one crazy move gets you swatted.
Just why we hang out there we can't seem to say;
Perhaps it is sentiment's flame.
We dread the remorse if just one went away,
Though which one we don't care to name.
You might say that both are a bit of a douche,
And something they done might have stung ya,
But, for those of us with a taste for the louche,
You dance with the fellow that brung ya.
So step to your marks with your buckets of pee,
To fight sans compunction or pity.
Ambiguous outcome's a sure guarantee,
But somebody's sucking mah tiddy.

I'll go over to ellgab and submit your +1, buddy.

K_Dubb

Thanks guys; here's the audio for brig's scrapbook.  Took me three tries not to crack up at tiddy.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXspWmzewx

whoozit

I saw Mah Tiddy, she was headlining a club while I was in Vegas.

Lilith

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 03, 2019, 12:20:17 AM
Thanks guys; here's the audio for brig's scrapbook.  Took me three tries not to crack up at tiddy.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXspWmzewx

Added  :)


Lilith

'Mornin Groyper.  I'm tuned into the live stream, getting in Lit CIty mood for the show tonight.  Just heard a bit of Heather Wade.  Art was in the chat, answering questions.  GREAT episode.

Lilith

I think now I'm hearing the last GabCast before MITD went live...


Quote from: Pizzapunch on April 03, 2019, 12:20:12 PM
Will you ask Anthony if there was celebratory "titty sucking" upon arrival to San Diego that night?

i put bbq sauce on my own titties and sucked on em. yes, i sucked my own titties to celebrate Anthony's great victory.

LIT CITY!

ItsOver

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 03, 2019, 12:33:42 PM
i put bbq sauce on my own titties and sucked on em. yes, i sucked my own titties to celebrate Anthony's great victory.

LIT CITY!
I hope you managed to fit in a little dancing, too.


PChirp

Quote from: Richard Groyper on April 03, 2019, 10:07:07 AM
https://twitter.com/TheeArtVandelay/status/1113469355721809920


Here's wishing you and Chefist a GREAT show tonight, Groyp.  Even I'm set to lick my own tiddies in anticipation.  ;D ;D

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