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Ya Ever Piss In The Laundry Sink?

Started by ksm32, April 06, 2019, 08:10:18 PM

ksm32

At some point in your life? Late teens and beyond.. down in the basement and "ah shit, I gotta take a leak" "a squirt" "a piss"

Well I'm at it, do have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in your house?

Catsmile

# Yes.
# Yes.

# Chefist Even Pissed In His Stainless Kitchen Sink, Live During A Podcast Once.
# We All Heard It.
# Was Totally Cash!
# LoL
# TrueStory 

ksm32

May God curse the woman who can answer "yes" to the initial question.


ItsOver

I think this question may have been posed once or twice from Ailstair Cooke.

http://youtu.be/IflFdRGI6c8

Sugaree

Y'all ever stop your shit down the drain?

The Alcoholic

One time I was staying over at a friend’s house drinking, and in the morning I had to piss really bad. He was taking a shower in the only bathroom with the door locked so I pissed in a can of Arizona sweet tea that I had been drinking the day before. Later in the day I found said can and thought to tmyself ‘ “sweet! I thought this was empty!” Then I proceeded to drink my own urine.

Sugaree


ksm32

Quote from: Sugaree on April 07, 2019, 02:44:54 PM
yall ever stomp shit down the drain
No, but I'm sure stomping it into your fur would be nice.

Sugaree

Quote from: ksm32 on April 07, 2019, 08:01:02 PM
No, but I'm sure stomping it into your fur would be nice.
Woahhh woahh. take it easy...
no need to get personal!

albrecht

Quote from: ksm32 on April 06, 2019, 08:10:18 PM
At some point in your life? Late teens and beyond.. down in the basement and "ah shit, I gotta take a leak" "a squirt" "a piss"

Well I'm at it, do have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in your house?
Yes. Especially at games or metal concerts with crowds. I've also pissed on the floor at a concert indoor, shamefully. Friend said "damn, you're pissing and he is puking and I'm in the middle." Apparently another friend had drank too much Beam and was puking. Hank Jr concert, though the combination seems more like some twisted Jap or Kraut porn flick.

ksm32

Quote from: albrecht on April 08, 2019, 05:30:43 PM
Yes. Especially at games or metal concerts with crowds. I've also pissed on the floor at a concert indoor, shamefully. Friend said "damn, you're pissing and he is puking and I'm in the middle." Apparently another friend had drank too much Beam and was puking. Hank Jr concert, though the combination seems more like some twisted Jap or Kraut porn flick.
Yep, the degrees, layers and dynamics of male urination. I have a 6ft fence around my yard (in the city) and I'll piss anywhere I feel like it. Think I might get a laundry sink out there :D

This thread should be a sticky.

ksm32

Quote from: Sugaree on April 08, 2019, 08:42:01 AM
Woahhh woahh. take it easy...
no need to get personal!
Bear, I'm sorry. Was a long day and I had to shit somewhere. :-\



ksm32

Quote from: username on April 08, 2019, 11:13:38 PM
I only pee on people.
Well then one would assume you're never alone for long. I mean, ya gotta piss! On Folks!!

Corona Kitty

Quote from: ksm32 on April 08, 2019, 11:55:21 PM
Well then one would assume you're never alone for long. I mean, ya gotta piss! On Folks!!

One thing I learned in my life my friend, is that a mouth is a place to urinate in.

ksm32

Did it today at my Airbnb rental house. Loved it!!! Guests arrive from Ireland on Thursday and they'll never know!! "True Story" - Jessie Ventura

Jojo

Quote from: ksm32 on April 06, 2019, 09:39:33 PM
May God curse the woman who can answer "yes" to the initial question.
I think most women are smart enough to wear pads at vulnerable times or step into the shower rather than hike up onto a counter to straddle a faucet.  And why curse us, because WE clean it when we are done.

albrecht

Quote from: ksm32 on April 08, 2019, 11:10:18 PM
Yep, the degrees, layers and dynamics of male urination. I have a 6ft fence around my yard (in the city) and I'll piss anywhere I feel like it. Think I might get a laundry sink out there :D

This thread should be a sticky.
Yes, pissing should be done whenever one wants, if your own property, you are invited somewhere, or if a public property. Unless you are a homeless person where this because a lifestyle and impacts public health.  I'm ashamed to see, sometimes, people complain- even get cited- when people piss on the golf course, in an alley by the bars, or side of the road when traveling. I'm told in the Old West, and still in some places in Ol' Mexico, there was even a trough by the bar for a guy to piss, or spit his tobacco in, and not have to have the burden or leaving his drinking.

WOTR

Quote from: ksm32 on April 08, 2019, 11:10:18 PM
This thread should be a sticky.
Not until you shit into a television and set it on fire...

Quote from: username on April 09, 2019, 12:11:30 AM
One thing I learned in my life my friend, is that a mouth is a place to urinate in.
I just never pictured Danyel as the type... Learn something new everyday.  ;)

ACE of CLUBS

Maybe some folks piss in the fridge . . . . . ?

ksm32

Quote from: WOTR on April 19, 2019, 12:25:20 PM
Not until you shit into a television and set it on fire...

Really not much of a poo guy. As a matter of fact I'm far to pristine for such nonsense and besides, if I can't crap outta my dick I refuse to do it at all!

Let's just stick to urine release in unfinished basements.

Quote from: 14 on April 19, 2019, 09:25:20 AM
I think most women are smart enough to wear pads at vulnerable times or step into the shower rather than hike up onto a counter to straddle a faucet.  And why curse us, because WE clean it when we are done.
Against the rules of the thread. This is your third from final warning. Dammit?
BTW my dear; my current avatar get's ya all hot don't it ;) Grrrrrrrrrr

whoozit

I seem to have a hazy recollection of pissing in a shampoo bottle at a party while hallucinatingly drunk.  Maybe it happened, maybe not.

lawnboy

Quote from: WOTR on April 19, 2019, 12:25:20 PM
Not until you shit into a television and set it on fire...
I just never pictured Danyel as the type... Learn something new everyday.  ;)


Now that is fucken funny.

AZZERAE

Tried to pee in the toilet but kept missing and getting it in my mouth, gulp after delicious gulp.

Hog

I peed on an ex-girlfriends leg in the shower once.  I was surprised about how angry she became.  I mean, it's just pee, and rinses right off.

If you really are into "water-play" then get a hold of some Jardiance(empagliflozin), Jardiance and Invokana are both in the same class of medications: sodium-glucose co-transporter (SGLT2) inhibitors. They work in the same way to treat type 2 diabetes.  It makes your pee sweet as it prevents sugar resorption in the proximal tubules of the kidney. Instead of being reabsorbed, the glucose stays in the urine and escapes the kidney into the bladder.  I have a physicians appt. every 3 months where I get a urinalysis and blood draw done as I am a human living with diabetes.  You shouldn't be able to detect sugar in human urine in a healthy human.  The scale for detecting sugar in urine up here is from 0-28.
Now that I am taking Jardiance, 10mg/day I peg the urine glucose reader at 28 units.
These drugs are a god send for type 2 diabetes sufferers and have appiications for the obese..

peace
Hog

ksm32

Quote from: Hog on May 17, 2019, 01:48:14 PM
I peed on an ex-girlfriends leg in the shower once.  I was surprised about how angry she became.  I mean, it's just pee, and rinses right off.



peace
Hog
LOLOL  Yep, did that too :)

I believe I aimed for her back and that's what got me busted. She was already facing the shower head (her turn) with her back to me so..  yeah they get real mad about that.  Like they wouldn't fkn do it to you if they could! Pretty sure they piss while they're in there anyway.

..Tanya.. she's a higher up at Costco now and smell just fine I'm sure. It's nice knowing I could ruin it all for her ;D ;D ;D

Jojo

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on April 19, 2019, 03:55:13 PM
Maybe some folks piss in the fridge . . . . . ?
By the smell of a fridge I once met, I would say so.  But more specifically than "folks", it's male folks.  Because women wouldn't be able to aim in there.

ksm32

Quote from: 14 on May 17, 2019, 06:29:16 PM
Because women wouldn't be able to aim in there.
That's pretty much what I just said!!  you gals would piss all over everything and everybody if you could. That's real feminism right there! Urine stuff ???

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