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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

phrodo

Holy screaming shit
Art Bell kicks Jorch Snoorie's ass
No comparison

ACE of CLUBS

Poor George
empty of head
mouth flappin'

Vacant eyes
chances lost
what now?

zeebo

Art is really back
George is fading memory
But haikus still fun

zeebo

Stumble and mumble,
Fumble, jumble, and bumble,
Should be more humble

maureen

Noory is boring
And rude and a dolt.
Thanks to you all who are not!

BrandNewDay

Art gives you hard time!
It’s a talk show and that’s why.
George still does not prep.

popple

Deep freeze is ajar
Pizza rolls nowhere in sight
Blame the alien

Heather Wade

Quote from: popple on September 21, 2013, 02:35:39 AM
Deep freeze is ajar
Pizza rolls nowhere in sight
Blame the alien

Masterpiece. 

CampsieNP

George PM's MV
"You guys were not nice. boo hoooooo"
So-ooooo don't care, ass hat

zeebo

GNS was fun
Enjoyed commiserating
Now can't be bothered

Quick Karl

Good show
A moron takes over
Bad show

I never wrote a Haiku before!

zeebo

still bein' a clown
circus wants you back cuz you
can't stop yo clownin'

aldousburbank

Raging through the night
Listening to Dark Matter
Because Noory sucks

stevesh

more right against left
Quick Karl and NowhereInTime
jesus fuck, shut up

Jackstar

truly, hard to be-
lieve;
are you all so stupid?
It would seem, yes, MUCHO

aldousburbank

At least we know how
Many syllables to use
In a damn haiku

Jackstar

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Are you so alone? I guess;
Much love forever, <3

Jackstar

p.s. you should see this idiot's PM to me

aldousburbank

Quote from: Jackstar on October 30, 2013, 10:27:41 AM
p.s. you should see this idiot's PM to me
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The General

Jesus Christ, Jasck star. 
Hitting the sauce a little
bit early today?

Quick Karl

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 30, 2013, 10:24:27 AM
At least we know how
Many syllables to use
In a damn haiku

Once a decent show
Clueless moron takes over
Now a shitty show

Better? (I never knew about the syllable thing)

Tuesday on Bellgab
lid flew off the crazy pot
kernels of crap flew

stevesh

jackstar goes all troll
alcohol or something else?
hope he's sober soon

zeebo

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 30, 2013, 10:24:27 AM
At least we know how
Many syllables to use
In a damn haiku

Instant classic this
Yes haiku masters must count
Keep on rockin dude

Booner

Brief Joy.  Now, Art's voice
gone.  Depression glooms Darkly.
Does it all Matter?

Pahrump Art sees shadow
Two more years non compete clause
Bill Murray slits wrists

needy Australians
and redneck truckers anger
one call per month dick

Guests forsook Noory
line up for Daves butt starts here
pucker up Hoagland

flaky Bell quits again
satellite radio doorstop
six month subscription

cell phones cut out am
i on the air yet? turn off
your radio dolt

six weeks then a bonk
lardass hogue delights while Dave
Noory ejaculates

I don't want Oprah
or Stern or Opie or Raw dog
Art Goatse's his fans

Bellgab up in arms
torches and pitchforks abound
Phillipines looks good

same old Nibiru
guests need new material
2012 bullshit

Bill from West Hartford
go take a shit then come back
moron's still rambling

smokes 3 packs a day
Evelyn Paglini voice
nails on chalkboard

zeebo

Noory's irked again
Bad connections and dropped lines
But they're in his brain

zeebo

There are two Georges
Knapp is a pro as you know
Noory though just blows

Textor

Late Night Snack cookbook
"Fast and easy" toaster tart
Requires one hour

The General

Hawaiian rain storm
and Vietnamese typhoon.
Coincidences?

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