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I remember that one time George...

Started by scentless, June 10, 2017, 11:31:26 AM

scentless

Smoked a cigarette using the wrong end. Classic.

scentless

and one time he accidentally glued his lips together. PFFFT. Such a card that George. Oh! Kneeslapper.

Swishypants

Agreed! Then there was that time he was working on an engine block for a 72 Chevy Nova hot-rod and the jacks gave way and the engine was crushing his head. The fire department was called in and they were spraying fire-retardant foam in his face and taking turns standing on top of the engine block and peeing into the cascade of foam so he couldn't tell they were urinating on him. What's amazing is how strong his skull was! We're going to have to get our best men on genetically deconstruction that mystery. We can use that for our Super Soldier Program!

Robert

Quote from: scentless on June 10, 2017, 11:31:26 AMSmoked a cigarette using the wrong end. Classic.
He stuck it in his tush?  How were you able to hear him, then?

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