Mr. Fidget Sucks. Discuss

[Ciardelo]

See Topic.

[Jackstar]

Sweet baby Jesus. Now the man has not one, but two threads with his name plastered on it.

Your conceptualization of "sucking" and "not sucking" are truly bewildering. Just me?

[Ciardelo]

Sweet baby Jesus. Now the man has not one, but two threads with his name plastered on it.

Your conceptualization of "sucking" and "not sucking" are truly bewildering. Just me?

Can you really honestly call him a 'man'? Discuss.

[Jackstar]

Can you really honestly call him a 'man'? Discuss.

[Ciardelo]

Uhgg. Brain clouds.

Mr. Fidget has a brain cloud. Discuss.

[Jackstar]

Mr. Fidget has a brain cloud. Discuss.

[Mr. Fidget]

First let's get our definitions straightened out.
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suck
sək
verb
3rd person present: sucks

1. draw into the mouth by contracting the muscles of the lip and mouth to make a partial vacuum.
"they suck mint juleps through straws"
synonyms:   sip, sup, siphon, slurp, draw, drink
"they sucked orange juice through straws"

2. involve (someone) in something without their choosing.
"I didn't want to be sucked into the role of dutiful daughter"
synonyms:   implicate in, involve in, draw into; informalmix up in
"they got sucked into petty crime"
noun
plural noun: sucks

1. an act of sucking something.
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If we can't just insult me in my thread, better here than Art's thread.
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If you have used a straw suckcessfully,
YOU HAVE SUCKED, and yes, I occasionally use a straw in my drink.

>>>busted<<<

[Ciardelo]

i sent you $5 and did not receive a fidget Mr. Fidget. How do you plan to rectify this matter? Or are you still just scamming?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Uhgg. Brain clouds.

Mr. Fidget has a brain cloud. Discuss.

my brain cloud is the only thing that keeps me from taking over this planet.

[Mr. Fidget]

i sent you $5 and did not receive a fidget Mr. Fidget. How do you plan to rectify this matter? Or are you still just scamming?

Provide the 1997 address, current address, and perported quantity of fidgets requested via pm or email. Both are active on my profile. When I review the orders, provided there is a match of address, I will send some very cool shiznit.

[Ciardelo]

Provide the 1997 address, current address, and perported quantity of fidgets requested via pm or email. Both are active on my profile. When I review the orders, provided there is a match of address, I will send some very cool shiznit.

Sure they are, already did that Mr. Monkey. Send me my product please.

[Ciardelo]

Fucker thinks he can hide behind 19 years. lol. He aint sending out shit.

[Showroom Dummy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlTDExQwhk

[Mr. Fidget]

~~~~can I get him riled up?~~~~

Patience, that's the key.

[21st Century Man]

Somebody has way too much time on his hands.

[Ciardelo]

I ordered  fidget, I didn't get  fidget. Pretty simple, I ws ripped off.

[Yorkshire pud]

I ordered  fidget, I didn't get  fidget. Pretty simple, I ws ripped off.

If you paid real money for that heap of garbage you need supervision with your bank account.

[Ciardelo]

If you paid real money for that heap of garbage you need supervision with your bank account.

Admittedly, it was close to 20 years ago. Can you spot me a fiver?

[onan]

Admittedly, it was close to 20 years ago. Can you spot me a fiver?

I can get you a phone card.

[Ciardelo]

I can get you a phone card.

Crap, like I need that...what is the resale value on phone cards? Or is it a FÃ"N card?

[henge0stone]

i sent you $5 and did not receive a fidget Mr. Fidget. How do you plan to rectify this matter? Or are you still just scamming?

Better business bureau?

[Hollow Man]

Mr. Fidget is like an eternal hemorrhoid, destined to hang out your asshole forever, making every goddamned dump you take a searing, infuriating episode of tedious, unrelenting misery- and a hemorrhoid that scammed you out several bucks, at that. That can talk. And whine. And cry. And bitch... for two, straight, fucking decades And, for that matter, unite an otherwise divided, warring group of people-namely Bellgab- in complete, mutual contempt. So he's got that going for him at least, and nobody can every take that away from him. LOL...

[area51drone]

Mr. Fidget, I sent you $20 back in the day and no fidgets.   I don't remember my old address because I was in college at the time - I moved around a lot.   But that $20 could have bought me a few pizzas back then, so yes, it pisses me off that you didn't send them.   Do I just give you my current address and you'll send some fidgets my way?  If not, I think you're just scamming everyone.

I would encourage everyone else who was scammed by Mr. Fidget to come forward.

[GravitySucks]

Mr. Fidget, I sent you $20 back in the day and no fidgets.   I don't remember my old address because I was in college at the time - I moved around a lot.   But that $20 could have bought me a few pizzas back then, so yes, it pisses me off that you didn't send them.   Do I just give you my current address and you'll send some fidgets my way?  If not, I think you're just scamming everyone.

I would encourage everyone else who was scammed by Mr. Fidget to come forward.

I wasn't "scammed" by Mr. Fidget, but even if I was, I would forgive him.

[zeebo]

Does the fidget come with an adapter for my accutron?

[whoozit]

I'd bet he's used a straw sometime in his life.

[Mr. Fidget]

I ordered  fidget, I didn't get  fidget. Pretty simple, I ws ripped off.

Looking at your posting history, I've decided that you are ineligible to operate linkey fidgets. With inflation I owe you $7.66.
   Please provide a mailing address, and the nom de plume provided with the initial order via email or pm from my profile. I deleted everything from both accidentally on purpose.
Thanks

Admittedly, it was close to 20 years ago. Can you spot me a fiver?

I got your $7.66 right here.

Better business bureau?

Think I sound crazy, try talking to the BBB for a $5 grievance. The guy talking on the phone is being paid more than $5 to field the complaint. Not much recourse there. But I'll fork over his $7.66.

LOL...

Yep, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Epic plot.

Mr. Fidget, I sent you $20 back in the day and no fidgets.   I don't remember my old address because I was in college at the time - I moved around a lot.   But that $20 could have bought me a few pizzas back then, so yes, it pisses me off that you didn't send them.   Do I just give you my current address and you'll send some fidgets my way?  If not, I think you're just scamming everyone.

I would encourage everyone else who was scammed by Mr. Fidget to come forward.

Just send me (from profile) your name ordered under, old & new address (if you remember the old), and number of fidgets... when I can, I will. Call it my "General Agreement" for fidget order atonement.

I wasn't "scammed" by Mr. Fidget, but even if I was, I would forgive him.

This reminds me of my favorite letter I got. The guy wrote "I don't care if I ever get a fidget, here's five bucks for a fresh breath of RF!"

Does the fidget come with an adapter for my accutron?

No, it's a manual synchronization.
You need to fidget at exactly 320 cycles per second.

[Mr. Fidget]

I'd bet he's used a straw sometime in his life.

I bet people who don't use straws spill more drinks because the lid has to come off!

Straws save stain damage, and wasted beverage!

#GoStraws!!!!1

[Mr. Fidget]

Dearth and thread anagram hatred.
Have a pony.

[Jackstar]