Midnight In The Desert

[TigerLily]

Thou for thee + 1  :

[ShayP]

Indeed! It can actually cause you to grow tits, guys. 

Consume moderately 

Honestly....so can giving up on life, and indulging in a sedentary lifestyle that involes excess amounts of alcohol and pizza will enable the growth of man tits.  Embarrassing enough but I believe in transparency.  Yes...I could use a manzier or bro.  I'll take a 58 A.  Thanks.

[SciFiAuthor]

lol shes gonna kick your ass if she reads that

Oh she will. She lurks. She'll just throw something at me when she gets up and then it will be fine.

[JesusJuice]

If this baby can handle being waterboarded then it's honestly not that big of a deal.

[ShayP]

If this baby can handle being waterboarded then it's honestly not that big of a deal.

LMAO! awesome.

[SciFiAuthor]

Just be careful man.  Excess soy does weird shit to a man's chemistry.  Too much estrogen.  More importantly...it makes you an asshole. 

I just cheat when she's not around and eat hot dogs and bacon. It's all good.

[Dr. MD MD]

Honestly....so can giving up on life, and indulging in a sedentary lifestyle that involes excess amounts of alcohol and pizza will enable the growth of man tits.  Embarrassing enough but I believe in transparency.  Yes...I could use a manzier or bro.  I'll take a 58 A.  Thanks.

Funny! However, I'm not speaking figuratively here about some love handles and such. I mean literally growing tits:

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/576784

[akwilly]

If this baby can handle being waterboarded then it's honestly not that big of a deal.

That is just not right. They should be using milk.

[trostol]

I just cheat when she's not around and eat hot dogs and bacon. It's all good.

or when he is away and has just a steak made for 2 and a bottle of wine..made for several

[Gumby, Dammit]

If this baby can handle being waterboarded then it's honestly not that big of a deal.

That's not waterboarding. That kids gettin' it's mouth washed-out with Jesus Juice.

[norland2424]

If this baby can handle being waterboarded then it's honestly not that big of a deal.

thats not how you water board!!

[trostol]

That's not waterboarding. That kids gettin' it's mouth washed-out with Jesus Juice.

[SciFiAuthor]

or when he is away and has just a steak made for 2 and a bottle of wine..made for several

Pffft. I tell you too much.

[akwilly]

I wonder if the guest wears a trench coat.

[trostol]

Pffft. I tell you too much.

probably..but who else ya gonna tell?

[Juan Cena]

Art stole that line from Vegas!!!!

I've started to agree with referring to Las Vegas as "Vegas." You shouldn't.

[SciFiAuthor]

probably..but who else ya gonna tell?

ShayP, he'd get it.

[norland2424]

this is waterboarding

[TigerLily]

The real Obama was replaced with a reptilian. By Cheney

[TigerLily]

this is waterboarding

Ooh. Instructions. Bookmarked

[trostol]

ShayP, he'd get it.

1 he isn't around enough
B he is a Pen's fan

[SciFiAuthor]

1 he isn't around enough
B he is a Pen's fan

I should email Hoagland for his thoughts on my goat naming problem. He'd answer.

[Dr. MD MD]

The real Obama was replaced by a reptilian. By Cheney

A reptilian from Kenya who's worked for the CIA and traveled to Mars? Who else is more qualified to lead? 

[trostol]

I should email Hoagland for his thoughts on my goat naming problem. He'd answer.

i gave you an answer!!! i said i had no issue with the name

[Taco Bell]

If I may, there is something (to me anyway) extraordinarily sexy about watching a pretty woman apply polish to her toes.

I know not of this dance, care to elaborate?

This post is the sound of one hand typing.

[JesusJuice]

this is waterboarding

How brutal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUkj9pjx3H0

[TigerLily]

A reptilian from Kenya who's worked for the CIA and traveled to Mars? Who else is more qualified to lead? 

Hillary?

[norland2424]

A reptilian from Kenya who's worked for the CIA and traveled to Mars? Who else is more qualified to lead? 

[SciFiAuthor]

i gave you an answer!!! i said i had no issue with the name

I know, but I'm facing an uphill fight. She hates "Mr. Pickles" with a passion. I mean, she'd name it like "Wolf Whisperer" or some shit, but I'm not going to give in.

[GravitySucks]

Ooh. Instructions. Bookmarked

I don't know if it is still done, but all special forces used to get subject to that during their SERE training. Based on the need to know what to expect if captured.