Could the pizza roll burn incident be a FAKE?

Sean92008 · July 24, 2015, 09:15:59 PM

It's been said here and on the "People Who Love Art Bell" thing, how "adorable" Art was when he glued his lips together. U7 Radio plays that bit quite frequently too.

So, as I was taking a dump this afternoon, I had the curious thought as I was making my final push of returning what was borne of the earth back to the earth...

Could that (w)hole incident have been faked by George to get some time off AND endear himself to the masses of legions of listeners left PA (PostArtum)?

Just curious. I mean, I think it's pretty ingenious. Think of it, I deciphered this potential conspiracy while taking a dump. Says volumes about the times I think about CTC (Caca to Coast, like ATM but dirtier).

sean in carlsbad

ShayP · July 24, 2015, 09:37:04 PM

You deciphered that conspiracy while taking a dump? Big deal!

Noory does his show "prep" on or near a toilet.

I don't fully buy the pizza roll debacle. Never really did.

DanTSX · July 24, 2015, 10:53:35 PM

I think he had a hot date with LMH and played hookey.

Robert · July 25, 2015, 02:22:36 PM

I think it was in the "Sucks" thread that someone had some more plausible specul'n about what it might've really been.

Sean92008 · July 25, 2015, 08:36:51 PM

Quote from: Robert on July 25, 2015, 02:22:36 PM
I think it was in the "Sucks" thread that someone had some more plausible specul'n about what it might've really been.

So, was it the getting Tommy to douse the burning with some of his special cream??? So, in a way, the Dave Noorie Sucks topic is VERY appropriate (if that were the case) (not that there's anything wrong with that).

sean in carlsbad

Sean92008 · July 25, 2015, 08:38:09 PM

Quote from: ShayP on July 24, 2015, 09:37:04 PM
You deciphered that conspiracy while taking a dump? Big deal! Noory does his show "prep" on or near a toilet.

I don't fully buy the pizza roll debacle. Never really did.

Doh!

Are you sure Noorie's show prep isn't IN a toilet???

Hahaha!

DanTSX · July 25, 2015, 11:05:38 PM

Quote from: Sean92008 on July 25, 2015, 08:38:09 PM
Doh!

Are you sure Noorie's show prep isn't IN a toilet???

Hahaha!

I think it's in a bottle

GeorgieForPresident2216 · July 26, 2015, 01:55:42 AM

I don't know about the pizza roll bit, but when George famously gouged his moustache, he said 'remember when Art glued his lips together?' while retelling the story. It seemed like a pretty obvious ploy at the time to either 1) imitate Art, 2) make Art out to be a bigger buffoon than he was, or 3) make himself out to be less of a buffoon than Art, or 4) 1), 2) and 3).

pate · July 26, 2015, 02:19:44 AM

Quote from: Sean92008 on July 24, 2015, 09:15:59 PM
... ingenious. ...

I'm going with definition #2, for the win?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ingenuous

Quote2. artless; innocent; naive.

cweb · July 28, 2015, 06:34:31 AM

It was. He bought that story from Kramer.

wr250 · July 28, 2015, 06:56:49 AM

Quote from: DanTSX on July 25, 2015, 11:05:38 PM
I think it's in a bottle

a tooomeric bottle

Robert · July 29, 2015, 11:47:32 AM

Quote from: Sean92008 on July 25, 2015, 08:36:51 PMSo, was it the getting Tommy to douse the burning with some of his special cream??? So, in a way, the Dave Noorie Sucks topic is VERY appropriate (if that were the case) (not that there's anything wrong with that).

No. http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg429243.html#msg429243

Sean92008 · July 29, 2015, 12:25:30 PM

Quote from: Robert on July 29, 2015, 11:47:32 AM
No. http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg429243.html#msg429243

I was completely unaware of that thread. Although, I must quote Dave when he says: "There are no coincidences."

The vibe that is going out from Dave and Tommy must be really, really strong..

Are we witnessing the age of C2C's wheels coming off?