The BellGab "New Member" Meet and Greet!

[paladin1991]

Like the toy from the 80's!   

That's no toy!  That's my MR. HAPPY Sheath!  Where did you get that?

[popple]

That's no toy!  That's my MR. HAPPY Sheath!  Where did you get that?

That's my partially popped form 

[Bart Ell]

I hope all these new folks have the proper papers... seems like lots of people around here get all snippity if people don't have the proper papers.

[paladin1991]

That's my partially popped form 

Trust me, bubba.  If that is you and you are my MR. HAPPY! sheath, you are fully popped.

[Daggit]

Thought I'd finally sign up after lurking for a long time. Long time Art Bell fan. Early 90s vintage. I originally found this site by typing in the phrase, "george noory is excruciating to listen to". The rest is history.

[nooryisawesome]

Thought I'd finally sign up after lurking for a long time. Long time Art Bell fan. Early 90s vintage. I originally found this site by typing in the phrase, "george noory is excruciating to listen to". The rest is history.

Indeed, he is excruciating to listen too. I like your diverse vocab most people just google George Noory sucks.

[Daggit]

Indeed, he is excruciating to listen too. I like your diverse vocab most people just google George Noory sucks.

Lol. That would have been much easier and I would have found this site a lot quicker.

[nooryisawesome]

Lol. That would have been much easier and I would have found this site a lot quicker.

Try this website www.georgenoorysucks.com

[Daggit]

Try this website www.georgenoorysucks.com

That's awesome. I'm saving that URL in my bookmark.

Poor George. If he wasn't so incompetent I would almost feel sorry for the guy.

[Yorkshire pud]

That's awesome. I'm saving that URL in my bookmark.

Poor George. If he wasn't so incompetent I would almost feel sorry for the guy.

I go one better; I don't listen to him. He's successful because people listen to him. Advertising revenue.

[zeebo]

I go one better; I don't listen to him. He's successful because people listen to him. Advertising revenue.

Yeah but how else can one keep up on the latest Carnivora/Dinovite products? 

Btw welcome Daggit.

[maureen]

Thought I'd finally sign up after lurking for a long time. Long time Art Bell fan. Early 90s vintage. I originally found this site by typing in the phrase, "george noory is excruciating to listen to". The rest is history.

so good you are here, Daggit! Gratuitous gobsmacking George is encouraged. Enjoy!!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Thought I'd finally sign up after lurking for a long time. Long time Art Bell fan. Early 90s vintage. I originally found this site by typing in the phrase, "george noory is excruciating to listen to". The rest is history.

You lurked here for a long time and signed up anyway?  You've got moxie, kid!  Welcome!

[Daggit]

You lurked here for a long time and signed up anyway?  You've got moxie, kid!  Welcome!

Well if you can't beat off to em, join em.

Did I pass the BellGab test?

All jokes aside thanks for the welcomes and reported.

[Heather Wade]

Well if you can't beat off to em, join em.

Did I pass the BellGab test?

All jokes aside thanks for the welcomes and reported.

Reported for reporting.

[Daggit]

Reported for reporting.

Yes. It only took a day. Is this where I get all angry, promise never to post again and storm off?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yes. It only took a day. Is this where I get all angry, promise never to post again and storm off?

Only if you don't mind getting a reputation as a whiny little bitch who can't take it, and that's the last thing you want on BellGab.  Ask anyone. 

[Daggit]

Only if you don't mind getting a reputation as a whiny little bitch who can't take it, and that's the last thing you want on BellGab.  Ask anyone.

Permission to grow a sack then?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Permission to grow a sack then?

As long as you grow a pair to fill it. If you do that, you'll be just fine.   

[Heather Wade]

Yes. It only took a day. Is this where I get all angry, promise never to post again and storm off?

This is another one of those instances where only I think what I said was funny, isn't it?   

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

This is another one of those instances where only I think what I said was funny, isn't it?   

No offense, Toots, but we're talking about sacks here.  It's a guy thing, so stick to your knitting, okay?

[Daggit]

This is another one of those instances where only I think what I said was funny, isn't it?   

Not at all. For what it's worth I thought it was funny. Being a lurker you witness all these forum in jokes and never think it will happen to you. All I need now is to be named in one of Falkie's videos, be ridiculed mercilessly by Bart Ell and then get banned by MV and I will have successfully completed the BellGab experience in 2 days.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Not at all. For what it's worth I thought it was funny. Being a lurker you witness all these forum in jokes and never think it will happen to you. All I need now is to be named in one of Falkie's videos, be ridiculed mercilessly by Bart Ell and then get banned by MV and I will have successfully completed the BellGab experience in 2 days.

Ah man... that's the Bellgab hat trick.  Do you have any idea how rare that is? 

I guess we can all dream.

[Yorkshire pud]

No offense, Toots, but we're talking about sacks here.  It's a guy thing, so stick to your knitting, okay?

That's the chat up line I used a few weeks ago; you insisted it was a sure fire winner and would get the girls uttering the immortal words "Do I take my knickers off now, or shall we wait until you bend me over the car bonnet first?"...


The bitch threw her (very expensive) drink at me and stormed off after kneeing me in the aforementioned filled sacks. They felt very deflated afterwards.


I blame you buster.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not at all. For what it's worth I thought it was funny. Being a lurker you witness all these forum in jokes and never think it will happen to you. All I need now is to be named in one of Falkie's videos, be ridiculed mercilessly by Bart Ell and then get banned by MV and I will have successfully completed the BellGab experience in 2 days.

Banned by MV? ROFL!!!!


It's okay, I've reported myself.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That's the chat up line I used a few weeks ago; you insisted it was a sure fire winner and would get the girls uttering the immortal words "Do I take my knickers off now, or shall we wait until you bend me over the car bonnet first?"...


The bitch threw her (very expensive) drink at me and stormed off after kneeing me in the aforementioned filled sacks. They felt very deflated afterwards.


I blame you buster.

Oh, please.  That happens with every chat up line you try.  It's about time you dropped a pair of cojones gigantes into that aforementioned sack and accepted responsibility for your own deficiencies.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That's the chat up line I used a few weeks ago; you insisted it was a sure fire winner and would get the girls uttering the immortal words "Do I take my knickers off now, or shall we wait until you bend me over the car bonnet first?"...


The bitch threw her (very expensive) drink at me and stormed off after kneeing me in the aforementioned filled sacks. They felt very deflated afterwards.


I blame you buster.

Try staring at her chest and telling her you've been secretly watching her go everywhere for months.  I hear that helps breaks the ice.

[Richard West]

Hello, I am new.. Was listening to a MP3 of "dark matter" heard this site talked about

[paladin1991]

Well if you can't beat off to em, join em.

Did I pass the BellGab test?

All jokes aside thanks for the welcomes and reported.

what are u talking about?  We all know what u are doing when you thnk of falkie....your naughty bits all engorged and tingly.

[aldousburbank]

Hello, I am new.. Was listening to a MP3 of "dark matter" heard this site talked about

It was all a pack of damn lies, but welcome anyhoo.