The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

Please give GravitySucks another chance Sir.  I will try to take him aside and 'splain things to him.

I tried my best Brig, I really did. No hope fore me. You better get back to Bella-Haven before you get contaminated.

[akwilly]

UPDATE:  Due to massive volumes of collectibles, woo-woo and Dummy books, Apple toys, box fans, VHS cassettes, DVD collections, milk cartons, half-eaten bowls of soup and tons of other possessions, the inspection of Falkie's apartment has been extended from one day to ten. 

Day One centered on the bathroom.  The inspectors found the toilet was damaged beyond repair and ordered it replaced.  This sign was attached to the bathroom wall.



We will update you on Days 2 through 10 as the inspection process continues.

I would vote to have this become the specific musings of WHO

[MR. Spock]

Falkie, You are a loser and you need to get a job. George, in case if you have not read the news or watched the news on the TV/Computers. The Taxpayers are tired of your crap and you need to lose some weight and get a job. George Senda, you need to grow up and be a Man. Being a Man and taking care of your self is the only logical thing to do.

[Defwhale]

And you jerks need to stop making the sick comments that I ( or her ) kill cats and all the other bs and leave Kathy alone.
She and I have enough problems without my having to hear second hand the bs and lies that get put on here.

We're sowwy Falkie, please come back and post more disturbing personal information. 

Does George Noory shrink away from sick comments, bs, and lies?  No.  He returns fire and skewers those rat eating, electricity stealing, mud hut dwelling haters.  This is not about you, it's about ginning up sympathy from Noory and other internet marks, gaining YouTube viewers, and putting your thoughts out there, it's time to get back to it.

[MR. Spock]

We're sowwy Falkie, please come back and post more disturbing personal information. 

Does George Noory shrink away from sick comments, bs, and lies?  No.  He returns fire and skewers those rat eating, electricity stealing, mud hut dwelling haters.  This is not about you, it's about ginning up sympathy from Noory and other internet marks, gaining YouTube viewers, and putting your thoughts out there, it's time to get back to it.

The best thing that Falkie could do is to lose weight, get a job, and never post here again. IF George Senda has a job, he would have no time to make a fool of him self on self. This Forum is about the adventures of Art Bell and his Fans. This forum is becoming Falkiegab less of Bellgab.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, please do a NFL picks video. Also ignore the haters on here. You are awesome. Kathy not so much.

[ONeill]

As the inspection of Falkie's apartment proceeds at a snail's pace over the next ten days, we thought it would be appropriate to relive this classic episode of Somewhere in Grime with George Senda.  Senda is incensed when George Noory sends him an e-mail complaining about the state of Senda's home studio.  Hilarity and excuses ensue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70zUwrBFUBo

This video is really an ultimate classic. If there is ever something like "Essential Senda" or "The Best of Senda" or "Senda - The Greatest Hits" it should definitely headline such a collection. Hopefully it would also include a documentary movie narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

[ONeill]

[Who]

Falkie's latest YouTube video.  Kathy drank all of Senda's instant coffee and threw stuff on the floor.  Senda was displeased, read her the riot act, and Kathy is out.  And now for the big news.  Senda's apartment was inspected for bedbugs.  There were no bedbugs.  Perhaps, Falkie opines, that is because he sprinkles "stuff" on the carpet to kill fleas and roaches. 

So there's the takeaway from Falkie's latest video.  If you want to be a good housekeeper like Senda, sprinkle "stuff" on your carpet to kill fleas and roaches.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to be sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29yWmaZeKYk

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie's latest YouTube video.  Kathy drank all of Senda's instant coffee and threw stuff on the floor.  Senda was displeased and Kathy is out.  And now for the big news.  Senda's apartment was inspected for bedbugs.  There were no bedbugs.  Perhaps, Falkie opines, that is because he sprinkles some stuff on the carpet to kill fleas and roaches. 

So there's the takeaway from Falkie's latest video.  If you want to be a good housekeeper like Senda, sprinkle "stuff" on your carpet to kill fleas and roaches. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29yWmaZeKYk

Falkie puts pesticides on the floor when he has cats?

[Who]

Falkie puts pesticides on the floor when he has cats?

This is Falkie's idea of efficiency. Bates Motel for Cats.  He doesn't have to buy cat food.   The kitties lick the pesticide off their paws and die.  Senda adopts more homeless cats, recycles the old names by calling them Fuzzy and Boop and saves money on cat supplies, all of which can be used to buy more iPads and trips to paranormal CONventions.  Kinda makes you wonder what's really in those stinking boxes on the balcony, doesn't it?

[Yorkshire pud]

This video is really an ultimate classic. If there is ever something like "Essential Senda" or "The Best of Senda" or "Senda - The Greatest Hits" it should definitely headline such a collection. Hopefully it would also include a documentary movie narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

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Hold that thought.....

[nooryisawesome]

I have very little sympathy for Senda's plight. Most of his health issues are directly related to his weight, which is solely due to his over eating. Calling laziness a medical problem is extremely insulting to people who have issues through no fault of their own. The Real issue Senda has is mental, which I do think he has an issue with but is unwilling to get help. To illustrate this point in years of doing YouTube videos he has less than 220 subscribers, I know someone who post a video of their dog once a week, who has tens of thousands. Yet, Senda thinks he is destined to be a star.

[Yorkshire pud]

I have very little sympathy for Senda's plight. Most of his health issues are directly related to his weight, which is solely due to his over eating. Calling laziness a medical problem is extremely insulting to people who have issues through no fault of their own.

What is it about you haters? The world revolves around Senda. Nothing is his fault or can be directly attributed to anything he's ever done wrong; either accidentally or by design. So STFU. 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Traffic was heavy this morning so the therapy sessions for the OSOM members that were exposed to the trauma of last nights Hoaxland show have been moved from 10:00am to 10:30am.
Please excuse me as I had an emergency case that needed immediate treatment this morning.


As per the request of BellGab members, I tried to remove the memories for the two hours of the show we were exposed to. Unfortunately for this poor BellGab member, the trauma was too much. The electroshock therapy was enough to kill her, but not powerful enough to remove the memory of the show.
R.I.P....  poor, poor, child.
ShayP, MichaelFromVA, give me a minute to clear the body from the table and then we can begin.

[weeberwubber]

Falkie, will you consider doing a Christmas Special video this year? I mention it now because these things take some time to plan. It could be posted anytime from Thanksgiving to Christmas. The revenues from the video could go towards a new Apple product to be unboxed during next year's special. I'm picturing Kathy panning the hovel to land the shot on you leaning against a bookshelf and holding a glass of nog, "You know, to me Christmas means...." with some applicable bloviating leading into a karaoke performance of Bing Crosby's White Christmas. Add a little joke about NO Browns, being a Steelers fan. You could have a few skits featuring yourself and Sweet Kathy with special appearances by Open Lines Gerry via Skype.  I'm sure people here would help by submitting scripts via PM so the jokes are fresh when it's posted. It would all lead up to a big finale of you putting a star on top of a Christmas tree then singing Baby Its Cold Outside with Sweet Kathy, then freeing those you wish to free and thanking the viewers and signing off with a "Until next year..."

[ONeill]

Hold that thought.....

Of course, imagine this:
- a degenerate strain of half-feral Homo Sapiens living in a clutter-filled hovel.
- the use of cockroach eggs as spice and caviar
- scavenging for half-frozen chickens to be eaten raw
- rats and cockroaches competing for territory
- hostage wild cats committing suicide to avoid being slow-cooked alive.

I am sure Sir David would go back to full activity just to take part in describing such a unique ecosystem for a wide audience.

[Who]

I have very little sympathy for Senda's plight. Most of his health issues are directly related to his weight, which is solely due to his over eating.

[ONeill]

Did someone manage to get through the latest video? What caused all those wild boogie moves?

Switch on the skull!

[GravitySucks]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONDEMNED AND WILL BE REMOVED AS SOON AS PROPER BIOREMEDIATION EFFORTS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED

[Yorkshire pud]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONDEMNED AND WILL BE REMOVED AS SOON AS PROPER BIOREMEDIATION EFFORTS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED

Reported and banned. Seriously.

[3OctaveFart]

There is that trope again, screaming and joint pain.

You want to see screaming, Senda? Visit a burn ward sometime.

[Yorkshire pud]

There is that trope again, screaming and joint pain.

I know someone with spinal stenosis who has never screamed. Just a sort of never-ending wincing.

It fucks me off that he alleges he screams in pain when there are children with terminal illnesses who face the rest of their short lives head on and laugh; because crying will make their mummy's and daddy's sad. And they don't want to see that. Senda is a waste of fucking oxygen.

[Yorkshire pud]

There is that trope again, screaming and joint pain.

You want to see screaming, Senda? Visit a burn ward sometime.

Exactly.

[GravitySucks]

Reported and banned. Seriously.

But why Mr. pud?

[Defwhale]

I have very little sympathy for Senda's plight

Which is to say you do have some.  You are truly a saint.

[PB the Deplorable]

Traffic was heavy this morning so the therapy sessions for the OSOM members that were exposed to the trauma of last nights Hoaxland show...

Now there's a group who deserve no sympathy

[Yorkshire pud]

Here Senda: About 1:07-08 are the names and dates of children who died from life limiting conditions. What are you betting their parents screamed with the unimaginable pain of that happening? Eh? You disgust me. Totally and completely. You fuck.

https://youtu.be/ciu5V8acz3A

[Yorkshire pud]

But why Mr. pud?

Erm, I'll think of a reason.

[GravitySucks]

Erm, I'll think of a reason.

I hope that anarchist crap in London isn't causing you troubles.