The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[HorrorRetro]

What a weak non-Man you are.  I'm not attacking Kath.  She needs help, not you or attacks.  I think that whatever you have given to the crowd here about Kath, she is a delicate and sensitive person who unfortunately is within your thrall.  You think you're being attacked by me?

You are as dumb as a sack of hammers. 

What you have received fm me is a 'Good Morning' in Marine Boot Camp.  It's a hard love enviroment meant to break down men into their base metals and reforge them into ubermensch.  Not flying through the sky fantasy, but the 'we're surrounded, out manned 10 to 1, we're out of coffee and Scotch, we're down to our last few rounds.  It's gonna be knife fight.  Let's go do this.'


How much have you collected in the Kath eviction fund?  How much have you made in selling your shit to help her?  How much have you spent on yourself since she received the heads up? I am very much concerned that she is going to be screwed and screwed hard because of her counting on you.
Poor woman. Tick, tock, asshole, tick, tock.  She is running out of time. 

If it were me?  I's be eating oatmeal three times a day and drinking water, not 'my once a month treat of cinnabon and coffee' or Starbux coffees and pastries so I can use their 'free' wifi.  You are dispicable in your selfish existence.
'Attack' you?  Please.  Don't be such a pussy.  All you have been having with me is 'fun.'  I'm the one that comes into this thread and, through a forlorn hope, of humor, hard assessments, and mockery of your self centered bullshit hopes to leverage you fm pathetic babyman to ubermensch.  A MAN who will take the blows, shrug them off, and keep advancing into the face of adversity with a 'fuck it, drive on' mentality.  Not 'you' stewing in absurdity.

You are 63 years old.  You have got what?  another decade ahead of you? 3 years?  22 years?  I dunno, but unless you recognize that you are in a Texas Cage match for your life, you're fucked.  I get it, life has been a bitch through chance, circumstance and apathy.  But George, you want, hell you were meant to be Michael Coerleone, not Fredo. 
         
Reach down into your pants and grab your balls.  Go ahead.  It won't be the first time you did it this morning, will it?  Got 'em?  That's right, feel them.  There's a reason you have them and thankfully, it's not to contaminate the shallow end of the gene pool.  With your balls in your hand, look out the window. That's the world you see and you have 'contained' yourself into a series of shitholes because you are not worthy.  You have allowed or been trained down to accept that.

Look around your life.  Pretty ppl getting what they want, shiny ppl getting shinier.  Ppl out there scrabbling and whoring and being successful at it.  But if you look harder you'll see a lot of folks beyond the shitz and glitz.  Ppl like you and me, who have to work hard because shit just doesn't fall in our laps.  We weren't born with silver spoons.

Still got your balls in your hand?  Good.  Remember how they feel everytime you get pushed back or down.  Every time you look at Kath.  She's counting on you.  Go do your interview with Noory.  Knock that fucker out of the park.  Leverage that experience into something that you can leverage into something else and so on.   

You are a man.  But what kind of man?  You haven't shown us shit. 

Yet.

I think I love you.   

[Who]

Falkie:

You're going to order your new glasses on Friday but you won't get them for a week or so.  Does this mean you'll be interviewing Noory with your glasses taped to your forehead?

[Grov505th]

What a weak non-Man you are.  I'm not attacking Kath.  She needs help, not you or attacks.  I think that whatever you have given to the crowd here about Kath, she is a delicate and sensitive person who unfortunately is within your thrall.  You think you're being attacked by me?

You are as dumb as a sack of hammers. 

What you have received fm me is a 'Good Morning' in Marine Boot Camp.  It's a hard love enviroment meant to break down men into their base metals and reforge them into ubermensch.  Not flying through the sky fantasy, but the 'we're surrounded, out manned 10 to 1, we're out of coffee and Scotch, we're down to our last few rounds.  It's gonna be knife fight.  Let's go do this.'


How much have you collected in the Kath eviction fund?  How much have you made in selling your shit to help her?  How much have you spent on yourself since she received the heads up? I am very much concerned that she is going to be screwed and screwed hard because of her counting on you.
Poor woman. Tick, tock, asshole, tick, tock.  She is running out of time. 

If it were me?  I's be eating oatmeal three times a day and drinking water, not 'my once a month treat of cinnabon and coffee' or Starbux coffees and pastries so I can use their 'free' wifi.  You are dispicable in your selfish existence.
'Attack' you?  Please.  Don't be such a pussy.  All you have been having with me is 'fun.'  I'm the one that comes into this thread and, through a forlorn hope, of humor, hard assessments, and mockery of your self centered bullshit hopes to leverage you fm pathetic babyman to ubermensch.  A MAN who will take the blows, shrug them off, and keep advancing into the face of adversity with a 'fuck it, drive on' mentality.  Not 'you' stewing in absurdity.

You are 63 years old.  You have got what?  another decade ahead of you? 3 years?  22 years?  I dunno, but unless you recognize that you are in a Texas Cage match for your life, you're fucked.  I get it, life has been a bitch through chance, circumstance and apathy.  But George, you want, hell you were meant to be Michael Coerleone, not Fredo. 
         
Reach down into your pants and grab your balls.  Go ahead.  It won't be the first time you did it this morning, will it?  Got 'em?  That's right, feel them.  There's a reason you have them and thankfully, it's not to contaminate the shallow end of the gene pool.  With your balls in your hand, look out the window. That's the world you see and you have 'contained' yourself into a series of shitholes because you are not worthy.  You have allowed or been trained down to accept that.

Look around your life.  Pretty ppl getting what they want, shiny ppl getting shinier.  Ppl out there scrabbling and whoring and being successful at it.  But if you look harder you'll see a lot of folks beyond the shitz and glitz.  Ppl like you and me, who have to work hard because shit just doesn't fall in our laps.  We weren't born with silver spoons.

Still got your balls in your hand?  Good.  Remember how they feel everytime you get pushed back or down.  Every time you look at Kath.  She's counting on you.  Go do your interview with Noory.  Knock that fucker out of the park.  Leverage that experience into something that you can leverage into something else and so on.   

You are a man.  But what kind of man?  You haven't shown us shit. 

Yet.

Holy Shit..this got me looking at my life choices....and shit I am in Afghanistan.....Falkie listen to this......memorize it and live it.....

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie:

You're going to order your new glasses on Friday but you won't get them for a week or so.  Does this mean you'll be interviewing Noory with your glasses taped to your forehead?

Possibly so; but so what? Noory will be so enthralled at meeting and having his very being delved into by the authority on interviewing the greats, he (and the onlookers laughing in hysteria) won't notice that Senda looks a complete twat.

[3OctaveFart]

I think you've reached a new low when you're reading the Falkie thread and laughing in an obstetrician's waiting room.

[Yorkshire pud]

I think you've reached a new low when you're reading the Falkie thread and laughing in an obstetrician's waiting room.

If you were Senda, you'd tell everyone in minute detail exactly why you were there. Including the current and past medical histories (and video interviews) of the women around you.

[aldousburbank]

Someday Falkie's going to be filthy fucking rich and you guys will be sorry you were a bunch of mean bastards.

Carry on.

[Yorkshire pud]

Someday Falkie's going to be filthy fucking rich and you guys will be sorry you were a bunch of mean bastards.

Carry on.

It will coincide with you not being a dude playing a dude playing a dude.

[Who]

If you were Senda, you'd tell everyone in minute detail exactly why you were there. Including the current and past medical histories (and video interviews) of the women around you.

You would be doing so with glasses taped to your forehead while sticking an iPad in their faces.  And you'd be squinting at them with one eye.

[Open Lines Gerry]

It will coincide with you not being a dude playing a dude playing a dude.

If you haven't seen it, here's the video from when they were doing all of the takes of that scene.  Robert Downey Jr. and Ben Stiller kept riffing off of each other, and coming up with crazy stuff.  It's over 11 minutes, but it's pretty funny.

Tropic Thunder Outtakes - Filming the "Dude" Scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23dwynwZ3tw

[LadyFish]

Falkie:

You're going to order your new glasses on Friday but you won't get them for a week or so.  Does this mean you'll be interviewing Noory with your glasses taped to your forehead?

Maybe Falkie should write  " I did it my way" in big bold lettering on the tape for the interview...that would help explain to Noory why he is asking for reimbursement for the unnecessary bridge tolls. Or maybe #free art bell?  That might be a good one too.

[aldousburbank]

It will coincide with you not being a dude playing a dude playing a dude.

...and cutting my hair, getting off the weed, moving to the mission district, and starting a Judas Priest cover band. Yes, how did you know?

[Yorkshire pud]

...and cutting my hair, getting off the weed, moving to the mission district, and starting a Judas Priest cover band. Yes, how did you know?

I also forgot that you'd also shun Rush and refuse any back stage pass offered to you.

[aldousburbank]

I also forgot that you'd also shun Rush and refuse any back stage pass offered to you.

Hey wait a freekin minute now

[The General]

Someday Falkie's going to be filthy fucking rich and you guys will be sorry you were a bunch of mean bastards.

Carry on.

I am trying very hard lately to be a nicer guy.
This thread makes it so incredibly difficult.

[aldousburbank]

I think PonyBoySunset is the only one who "gets it" with this thread. Because she doesn't.

[ponyboysunset]

I think PonyBoySunset is the only one who "gets it" with this thread. Because she doesn't.

Perhaps, Aldous, perhaps.
Regarding the 'we'll all be sorry when' post, must be the same universe where I marry my high school boyfriend.

[Northern Nights]

we do standardized testing as kids, this dumb thing called the MEAP test.

Sounds like something the Roadrunner would approve of.

[PB the Deplorable]

I do believe that is a Hello Kitty sweater she has on to go with her neck brace. God, I really should write a novel about this thread, because I could not make that shit up if I tried!

Only if you include a few vampires

[ponyboysunset]

Sounds like something the Roadrunner would approve of.

Yes, only in Michigan, where we not only test kids, but we test roadrunners as well.

[PB the Deplorable]

I am trying very hard lately to be a nicer guy.
This thread makes it so incredibly difficult.

When the student is ready, the master appears

[ponyboysunset]

Only if you include a few vampires

Sir, my vampires are trying to watch their cholesterol. Although, one of them being a radio host could be subjected to an iPad interview, but I'm not writing that, it's already been done.

PS...Rollye read my novel and loved it. That I'm proud of, but it was not designed to make me money. 
(Holy shit I will find the audio and post it later, I'm starting to sound like Falkie...)

[3OctaveFart]

To me the taped-glasses-to-the-forehead is straight out of a superhero origins narrative.
How Falkie got his secret weapon came about by sheer happenstance.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Only if you include a few vampires

It would work perfectly because the neck brace is designed to protect Patty from vampire bites.

[Open Lines Gerry]

To me the taped-glasses-to-the-forehead is straight out of a superhero origins narrative.
How Falkie got his secret weapon came about by sheer happenstance.

Man, it would be so cool to see something like that - watching him fumbling around as he discovers and masters the use of his amazing new powers.

Oh wait, we do see that - it's in all of his videos.

[coaster]

Falkie's success (or lack thereof) has nothing to do with why he bothers me. I would not jealous of him if he is successful. He could win the lottery, or he could live in a cardboard box, and he'd still be a twat. It's his attitude and character that bother me.

[Laurakinch]

Falkie's success (or lack thereof) has nothing to do with why he bothers me. I would not jealous of him if he is successful. He could win the lottery, or he could live in a cardboard box, and he'd still be a twat. It's his attitude and character that bother me.

If he won the lotto he'd be like so many other dolts who win big and blow it all in a year.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie claims to be friends with a psychologist who diagnosed him as A-ok.

Even though it is an ethical violation for a psychologist to treat or evaluate a friend.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

This KSCO appearance of Noory's appearance appears to be a thinly veiled pitch for a pyramid scheme Youngevity CEO-qualified associate program.
http://kscoteam.com/
http://ksco.com/
Only $500 for a VIP dinner with Jorch?
SIGN ME UP!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...I may try the taped specs route but I'm a tiny bit concerned it could invite incredulity and ridicule.

I'm not getting the cause and effect.