Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[klaatu]

Somehow you guys manage to turn every thread into MasturbationGab. 

This quote - a candidate for next upper-right-of-the-page ?

[bigchucka]

This quote - a candidate for next upper-right-of-the-page ?

I'd have to go with MV's Trek across the universe....

[ItsOver]

What a loser, getting a tattoo of another man.  Even if it's Art, it's disturbing.

What form of prescience do you people have that lets you see into the future and devine that Art is now forever retired?  He married a young wife, right?  The guy still has an apetite, so I figure there's a 50 50 chance he'll come back to broadcasting.  IF I were him, I'd be bored stiff and thinking what I could do.

Some dude out there no doubt has a tat of Noory.  I mean other than Tommy.

[dortmunder]

Some dude out there no doubt has a tat of Noory.  I mean other than Tommy.

Yep, you're right...

[BobGrau]

Noooooooo, aldous....

No one in this nightmare landscape can hear me scream...

I no longer read this thread, but the above post still haunts me.

[FallenSeraph]

This quote - a candidate for next upper-right-of-the-page ?

Haha - I can only dream of my 15 minutes of upper-right-of-the-page fame.

Yep, you're right...

**spits vodka all over monitor laughing**

[jazmunda]

I can only dream of my 15 minutes of upper-right-of-the-page fame.

Funnily enough that is also a candidate.

[wr250]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a 6 week trip
That started from this desert port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The webmaster was a mighty fine man,
The host  was brave and sure.
dark matter set sail that day
For a six week tour ,a six week tour.

The network started getting rough,
The streaming service was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless host
The show would be lost, the show would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With jazmunda
And MV too,
The host and his wife,
The bellgab star
The professor and Falkie too,
Here on Bellgab Isle.


So this is the tale of the bellgabbers,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The host and the webmaster too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the desert island nest.

No cell phones, no lights, no loud music,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as George Noory.

So join us here each day my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From our stranded castaways,
Here on "Bellgab Isle."

[aldousburbank]

WR250,
Well done!

[wr250]

WR250,
Well done!

high praise coming from you, thanks

[FallenSeraph]

Here on "Bellgab Isle."

((((APPLAUSE))))

[maureen]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a 6 week trip
That started from this desert port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The webmaster was a mighty fine man,
The host  was brave and sure.
dark matter set sail that day
For a six week tour ,a six week tour.

The network started getting rough,
The streaming service was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless host
The show would be lost, the show would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With jazmunda
And MV too,
The host and his wife,
The bellgab star
The professor and Falkie too,
Here on Bellgab Isle.


So this is the tale of the bellgabbers,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The host and the webmaster too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the desert island nest.

No cell phones, no lights, no loud music,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as George Noory.

So join us here each day my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From our stranded castaways,
Here on "Bellgab Isle."

a lovely ballad! to be sung with the opening credits of the show!

[wr250]

a lovely ballad! to be sung with the opening credits of the show!

are you saying a new gabcast intro ? its not that good  lol.

[jazmunda]

Falkie and my names are trademarked and we will sue. Please remove.

Just kidding. That was awesome.

[b_dubb]

I represent whoever wrote that Gilligan's Island theme song and I'm out for blood.  Kindly make your check payable to Douche, A-Hole & Dick, LLC.

[wr250]

I represent whoever wrote that Gilligan's Island theme song and I'm out for blood.  Kindly make your check payable to Douche, A-Hole & Dick, LLC.

ill write a check for $-1000 will that work? 

[b_dubb]

ill write a check for $-1000 will that work?

In that case make it out to Falkie2013

[wr250]

Falkie and my names are trademarked and we will sue. Please remove.

i wrote that under the "allowed use " section which includes parody. so there. when i get my 1000 from Douche, A-Hole & Dick, LL C (i did write it for -1000 so they will need to pay me)...

[b_dubb]

If you made that out to Falkie2013 you will have to talk to him about payment. 

[Uncle Duke]

I represent whoever wrote that Gilligan's Island theme song and I'm out for blood.  Kindly make your check payable to Douche, A-Hole & Dick, LLC.

Your legal credentials are at least as good as those attorney wannabes posting here during Art's "I'll fight the NC/no I won't" soap opera back a few m onths ago.  Wonder what happened to those legal-beagle morons who assured us a NC was unenforceable and nothing Art needed to worry about? 

Oh, and nice job wr250.  How about an updated parody of "Midnight in the Desert" that reflects Art's current status?  See if you can work "thumb up his ass, waiting...." into the lyrics somehow.

[starrmtn001]

feel free to spank the monkey as much as you feel like.

Think I got up to 584 MPH.  Is that a good score?

[onan]

Think I got up to 584 MPH.  Is that a good score?

I only got to a little over 300, 400 times.

[wr250]

Your legal credentials are at least as good as those attorney wannabes posting here during Art's "I'll fight the NC/no I won't" soap opera back a few m onths ago.  Wonder what happened to those legal-beagle morons who assured us a NC was unenforceable and nothing Art needed to worry about? 

Oh, and nice job wr250.  How about an updated parody of "Midnight in the Desert" that reflects Art's current status?  See if you can work "thumb up his ass, waiting...." into the lyrics somehow.

Midnight in the desert, George Noory reigns across the sky,
This magical 6 week journey took us on a ride,
Filled with the longing, Searching for the truth,
Will we make it till Art returns, or will the Noory shine on you?

Midnight in the desert, and we're waiting', ooooo, we're waiting to hear from you .......

Midnight in the desert,and there's no Art in the air,
I've been looking for the answers, all my life I've felt Art there.
As the world we live in oldens, are we heeding all noory's signs?
We have lost our art bell fix? We running out of time?

And we're listenin', oooh, we're listening to reruns of you.
listenin' listenin' oooo listenin' listenin' to reruns of you, ooo

[Treading Water]

Bwaahahahahahaha.  wr250, you are amaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeeng!!

  (I sang it in my head in Crystal's voice.)

[Uncle Duke]

Midnight in the desert, George Noory reigns across the sky,
This magical 6 week journey took us on a ride,
Filled with the longing, Searching for the truth,
Will we make it till Art returns, or will the Noory shine on you?

Midnight in the desert, and we're waiting', ooooo, we're waiting to hear from you .......

Midnight in the desert,and there's no Art in the air,
I've been looking for the answers, all my life I've felt Art there.
As the world we live in oldens, are we heeding all noory's signs?
We have lost our art bell fix? We running out of time?

And we're listenin', oooh, we're listening to reruns of you.
listenin' listenin' oooo listenin' listenin' to reruns of you, ooo

Not bad, not bad at all.  I might be tempted to change "shine"to "shit" in the last line of the first verse, but hey....

How long before Falkie, in drag and wearing a long, dark wig, does your parody on You Tube?

[maureen]

Midnight in the desert, George Noory reigns across the sky,
This magical 6 week journey took us on a ride,
Filled with the longing, Searching for the truth,
Will we make it till Art returns, or will the Noory shine on you?

Midnight in the desert, and we're waiting', ooooo, we're waiting to hear from you .......

Midnight in the desert,and there's no Art in the air,
I've been looking for the answers, all my life I've felt Art there.
As the world we live in oldens, are we heeding all noory's signs?
We have lost our art bell fix? We running out of time?

And we're listenin', oooh, we're listening to reruns of you.
listenin' listenin' oooo listenin' listenin' to reruns of you, ooo

clever!!

[wr250]

Not bad, not bad at all.  I might be tempted to change "shine"to "shit" in the last line of the first verse, but hey....

How long before Falkie, in drag and wearing a long, dark wig, does your parody on You Tube?

falkie i hereby release you of all charges civil or otherwise should you wish to sing any of these parodies on your you tube channel.

[wr250]

Bwaahahahahahaha.  wr250, you are amaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeeng!!

  (I sang it in my head in Crystal's voice.)

if i could sing 1/10th as well as crystal, id do a you tube video. but alas, i can scare off grizzlies with my singing. dogs cover their ears and cats go into hiding.

[laserjock]

cats go into hiding:  Including Art?  Mwaa ha ha haa!  Pretty cool lyrics, you've got talent, sir.

[wr250]

I can feel Noory coming on the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been dreading this moment, all day, Oh Lord
Can you feel Noory coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Well, if you told me you were Art Bell
I would not lend a ear
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, Art was there and  saw what Noory did
Art saw it with his own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, Art knows where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

And I can feel Art coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for Dark Matter for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel Art in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for Dark Matter all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Well I remember C2C, I remember Dark Matter don't worry
How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why Art keep his silence up, no Noory don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me

And I can feel Art retiring in the air tonight, Oh Lord...