The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[paladin1991]

On a good day I can burp most of the Star Spangled Banner. Now that I have a few days, I will work on a version of God Save the Queen just for you SV.

Are you talking about The Queen or Sredni?

[nooryisawesome]

Since Art is doing DEAD AIR, that night. I hope Gabbers will call in with their Ghost stories, sort of like a preshow thing.

[SredniVashtar]

Since Art is doing DEAD AIR, that night. I hope Gabbers will call in with their Ghost stories, sort of like a preshow thing.

Oh God, please no. It will be late for me as it is, and hearing some hayseed droning out about bumps in the night will send me into a fucking coma. We already have a midnight hag in IB, that's as far as I am prepared to go to concede to the Halloween nonsense. Brits don't go in for it anyway.

[wr250]

Make sure he bites the bottom off and sticks them on his nipples.  Always cracks me up when he prances around and does his 'Pony boy' dance. 

"I'm your pony, I'm your pony, cum ride me hard! Put me away wet!   I'm your pony.  I'm your pony."

stop it you will get jazmunda all excited.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Are you talking about The Queen or Sredni?

Same difference.

[ponyboysunset]

Since Art is doing DEAD AIR, that night. I hope Gabbers will call in with their Ghost stories, sort of like a preshow thing.

I like this idea a lot

[SredniVashtar]

I like this idea a lot

If someone comes on and starts a story about driving on a dark, lonely road I am going to come through the phone and strangle them. Oh, and let's not forget the classic, "and then I turned round and he was gone!".  Why don't we do recipe ideas as well? What's your favourite fruited loaf? I know, half an hour on table linen too would be an absolute corker!

If IB manages to get Skype working this time, then I think that will be enough paranormal activity for me.

[eddie dean]

Exactly 2 years ago today,
http://www.ufoship.com/?m=201310 

[3OctaveFart]

Fun. Would like to call, hands are full. Either way I will be listening.

[chefist]

I have an idea there will be some big surprises on the GC Friday...so much ground to cover!

https://youtu.be/jBXHFjpoW3o

[GravitySucks]

Oh God, please no. It will be late for me as it is, and hearing some hayseed droning out about bumps in the night will send me into a fucking coma. We already have a midnight hag in IB, that's as far as I am prepared to go to concede to the Halloween nonsense. Brits don't go in for it anyway.

Practice your Lionel Fanthrope voice and give us your rendition of Springheel Jack.

[ziznak]

I dunno man I've read some really good stories from gabbers in that one thread there... ya know... with all the stories... from gabbers... bout ghosts n shyat!

[Barfly]

I must be getting old, I'm finding Brig strangely attractive, must be the blue pills

[nbirnes]

I must be getting old, I'm finding Brig strangely attractive, must be the blue pills

Sadly, she will probably just find you strange.

[starrmtn001]

If someone comes on and starts a story about driving on a dark, lonely road I am going to come through the phone and strangle them. Oh, and let's not forget the classic, "and then I turned round and he was gone!".  Why don't we do recipe ideas as well? What's your favourite fruited loaf? I know, half an hour on table linen too would be an absolute corker!

If IB manages to get Skype working this time, then I think that will be enough paranormal activity for me.

OH, now THAT'S something I'd really like to see.

I just may have to call in with one of my stories about walking on an obscure road, high in the mountains, on a moonless night.  All by myself, I think.  Wait, what was that noise???

[SredniVashtar]

OH, now THAT'S something I'd really like to see.

I just may have to call in with one of my stories about walking on an obscure road, high in the mountains, on a moonless night.  All by myself, I think.  Wait, what was that noise???

Yeah, here's some advice for all you idiots who plan to come on and waste my time with this sort of rubbish.

Don't!

[starrmtn001]

Yeah, here's some advice for all you idiots who plan to come on and waste my time with this sort of rubbish.

Don't!

Sure sounds like an invite to me SredniVashtar.  I'm there!

[SredniVashtar]

Sure sounds like an invite to me SredniVashtar.  I'm there!

In that case, madam, you would leave me with no choice but to take the nuclear option - a recital of the rudest limericks I can think of at maximum volume. I am sure the lovely listeners (god bless both of them) would much rather hear about the old man of Corfu than what happened because you were drunk off your ass on a mountain pass somewhere, and mistook an elderly goat for Old Scratch.

[GravitySucks]

Sure sounds like an invite to me SredniVashtar.  I'm there!

I think we should dedicate a whole show on orbs.  That's not we call them here, but I think it would be interesting.

[SredniVashtar]

I think we should dedicate a whole show on orbs.  That's not we call them here, but I think it would be interesting.

Or Rods. Let's be modern about this.

I am also planning to answer questions about any sexual problems you may be having out there. Not that I am an expert, but I could use a good laugh on these dark Autumn evenings. I am sure that at least eighty percent of you on here suffer from erectile dysfunction. And that's just the women.

[Yorkshire pud]

Or Rods. Let's be modern about this.

I am also planning to answer questions about any sexual problems you may be having out there. Not that I am an expert, but I could use a good laugh on these dark Autumn evenings. I am sure that at least eighty percent of you on here suffer from erectile dysfunction. And that's just the women.

I'm game; I'll be willing to compare and contrast the chat up lines successes/slapped in the face southerner/northerner versions.

[Inglorious Bitch]

What's your favourite fruited loaf  oaf?

Why, Srendi Vashtar, of course!

[SredniVashtar]

Why, Srendi Vashtar, of course!

Well, of course, you rancorous old sow!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Well, of course, you rancorous old sow!

Don't try sweet talking me, it won't work.

[GravitySucks]

What in the flick did I sign myself up for... Oh my

[SredniVashtar]

Don't try sweet talking me, it won't work.

Oh yeah, if I let my slithery charm work on you, you'd be all over me like a cheap suit. But I won't because you are quite clearly fucking hideous, with a personality to match. I'd rather French kiss a warthog.

[starrmtn001]

In that case, madam, you would leave me with no choice but to take the nuclear option - a recital of the rudest limericks I can think of at maximum volume. I am sure the lovely listeners (god bless both of them) would much rather hear about the old man of Corfu than what happened because you were drunk off your ass on a mountain pass somewhere, and mistook an elderly goat for Old Scratch.

That's a LIE!!!  That goat was NOT elderly!

[SredniVashtar]

What in the flick did I sign myself up for... Oh my

Oh, you're Switzerland in this little encounter. I need you to keep all my Nazi gold and stay out of the rough stuff.

[starrmtn001]

Or Rods. Let's be modern about this.

I am also planning to answer questions about any sexual problems you may be having out there. Not that I am an expert, but I could use a good laugh on these dark Autumn evenings. I am sure that at least eighty percent of you on here suffer from erectile dysfunction. And that's just the women.

Ok!  I'm good on Rods.

[GravitySucks]

Ok!  I'm good on Rods.

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