I am nowhere as rich as Art, but if people were doing those sorts of things to me, I would be getting a second mortgage and taking the full tilt boogie approach to varmint tranquilization. Nothing else would make a whole lot of sense. Wait and see what happens, thats a victims mentality.
Every second of roof time would be worth it to get the SOB. As long as I had my CC Radio with me and ear buds.
I’m with you guys. But then, I get off on going Col. Kurtz when someone messes with me, because I’m a bit unhinged. I don’t have a young daughter to worry about though. Frankly I’d probably go to a lot of trouble to consult some security experts and set up an elaborate trap for the sniveling vermin, and it would work. But it would be an unhealthy obsessive endeavor (I’m reminded of another Bill Murray film, featuring a gopher, lol). Not really sure I’d be comfortable letting my wife and a young daughter see that side of me.
The triumph would be so damn satisfying though =D
Has Art ever interviewed Jesse Ventura? Ventura might have some good contacts - well except for that whole lawsuit thing. I imagine that probably blew those contacts up.
Ah the hell with it. Bad idea
Dog the Bounty Hunter with a glock high on arctic chaga would do the trick.
I’m sure that Art could call any number of folks with professional paramilitary contacts…Dog would not be on that list…lol. You’d want someone very sly, very intense, and virtually invisible…until that pivotal moment to strike.
