George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[brujo]

I just can't listen to the Suckage Door... I rather drink Drano and ground glass...

GNS

~seizure later~

[aldousburbank]

I am still not convinced that paranormaldating.com or whatever is not some joke that one of us haterz came up with just for yuks. I mean really, how funny is that? You just can't make this junk up. George's smoov factor is becoming Falkiesque.

[K_Dubb]

The only reason I'm listening is to see if Hoagland's on.

[Gassy Man]

Way to go, George, with another grotesque story about horrible things happening to children . . . your protests of "Why did I give you that story?" are as false as the black in your eye brows.

[K_Dubb]

Way to go, George, with another grotesque story about horrible things happening to children . . . your protests of "Why did I give you that story?" are as false as the black in your eye brows.

I was so disappointed when he started with "a 17-year-old boy from Peru" I thought for sure he was going for a limerick.  Maybe

A sleeping young man in Peru
Awoke at a loss what to do.
The itch in his eye
Was the spawn of a fly
So he gave it some basil to chew.

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh God. As if 3 hours of the cringing embarrassment of the Secret Door isn't bad enough.....here comes The Numbers Lady....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think George's paranormaldate.com is just a portal to a previously established dating site.  His claim of 200 000 hits since it was announced yesterday kind of supports that supposition.

[trostol]

200 k hits to his dating site..who fed him those BS numbers

[Morgus]

200 k hits to his dating site..who fed him those BS numbers

That was mostly Tommy looking over the prospects.
He probably convinced Noory to endorse the dating site so he could get free dates to choose from?

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

I started to set up a goof profile, then realized Dave isn't trustworthy with info. Love the stock photos on the site btw. Can we get Dave to at least get a picture of Falkie in the mix? Annie from Alabama maybe?

[akwilly]

I am no fan of c2c and dave but I do like the idea of a paranormal dating site

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

I am no fan of c2c and dave but I do like the idea of a paranormal dating site

I would just use the personals column in your local newspaper. I saw this one recently:

You: An unconventional author with a cute smile and charming stutter.
Me: A 4 foot tall gray skinned beauty with a probe.

We met at your cabin while I was doing a work thing in December of '85. I never forgot you and your beautiful mind. I was dating my boss, a Nordic at the time. He was a real jerk. I've been through a string of Reptoids recently, but I can't get you out of my mind. I want to solve this enigma and make lasting communion with you.

[trostol]

lol numbers lady insulting the caller..thats lovely

[Jorch Einstein]

They just made a special announcement on Paranormal Date! Ten-Ton Tommy found the love of his life. After a whirlwind romance at Golden Corral, their chaperon Jorch gave his approval to the coming nuptials. Jorch, however, insisted he get sloppy seconds, as a reward for setting Ten-Ton Tommy up with his new wife.

[akwilly]

I would just use the personals column in your local newspaper. I saw this one recently:

You: An unconventional author with a cute smile and charming stutter.
Me: A 4 foot tall gray skinned beauty with a probe.

We met at your cabin while I was doing a work thing in December of '85. I never forgot you and your beautiful mind. I was dating my boss, a Nordic at the time. He was a real jerk. I've been through a string of Reptoids recently, but I can't get you out of my mind. I want to solve this enigma and make lasting communion with you.

freakin awesome post

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ah, now friend of the program Billy Gibbons, an ordained minister and musician who celebrates drug paraphernalia, is going to marry people from Paranormal Date . com.  I didn't get the impression he's been consulted for his opinion yet.

Don't get me wrong.  I love ZZ Top and Gibbon's riffs.

[Immy]

Missed a golden cross-promotion Jorch. Coulda linked the dating site to "Coast Insider" by calling it "Coast Inside Her".

[Morgus]

Now the Secret Door guests start coming - a different one each half hour.
So Noory's guessing games begin...

[Juan Cena]

Oh God. As if 3 hours of the cringing embarrassment of the Secret Door isn't bad enough.....here comes The Numbers Lady....

I don't mind the Secret Door shows, to be honest. Considering most most of Dave's guests really only have less than 30 minutes of anything interesting to say, these shows do a lot to speed things up.

[Morgus]

They are using more obscure secret guests now and Noory has rules for the game now, up to 3 guesses.
He even uses a squeaking door sound effect...
Noory couldn't guess the first guest - its David Paulides, no wonder since he is really George Knapp's guest, not Noory's!

[K_Dubb]

Now the Secret Door guests start coming - a different one each half hour.
So Noory's guessing games begin...

Oh the tension!  Will Dave figure it out in three guesses?  This is the most drama I've heard on the show in months.

[trostol]

thought he sounded familiar..i like Paulides..interesting shows usually..

[Morgus]

The new c2cam schedule for this weekend and next week is up now.
For the first time, Noory isn't hosting his regular first Sunday of the month this weekend - probably because he mentioned he has a big event in Vancouver this weekend.
Noory is also off tomorrow (Friday) so we get a 3 day Noory-free weekend after all...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

They are using more obscure secret guests now and Noory has rules for the game now, up to 3 guesses.
He even uses a squeaking door sound effect...
Noory couldn't guess the first guest - its David Paulides, no wonder since he is really George Knapp's guest, not Noory's!

I'm truly surprised.  In the past I assumed Tommy fed him the guest names.

[Juan Cena]

Paulides is showing his continued ignorance of the signs and symptoms of hypothermia.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The new c2cam schedule for this weekend and next week is up now.
For the first time, Noory isn't hosting his regular first Sunday of the month this weekend - probably because he mentioned he has a big event in Vancouver this weekend.
Noory is also off tomorrow (Friday) so we get a 3 day Noory-free weekend after all...

Yeah but he'll be interviewed Friday on CKNW in my local market prior to C2C, so I may tune in.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm truly surprised.  In the past I assumed Tommy fed him the guest names.

He does, but George can't pronounce 'Paulides'..

[Juan Cena]

I'm truly surprised.  In the past I assumed Tommy fed him the guest names.

In the past, I assumed Tommee fed Dave his dinner with a spoon.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah but he'll be interviewed Friday on CKNW in my local market prior to C2C, so I may tune in.

Correct that.  The ad on my station just said he would co-host on the show prior to C2C, so I may get four hours of him after all.

[K_Dubb]

Haha Hoagland has learned to butter both sides of the bread this time.