George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

This idiot keeps saying, "long story short," and it isn't happening.

[b_dubb]

Where is the grassy knoll when you need it?

Much easier - and cheaper - to just turn the radio off or tune to something else

[21st Century Man]

I found it disappointing that he confused the deficit with the national debt, saying the debt had gone down under Obama.

Yeah, I gave him the benefit of the doubt on that one though I was pretty sure the debt had being going up.

[zeebo]

I found it disappointing that he confused the deficit with the national debt, saying the debt had gone down under Obama.

This would have irked me greatly had I heard it.  It's a 7 trillion dollar miss, not a small mistake.  I do hear these two terms interchanged all the time in the news and it makes me crazy.  Bringing the deficit down a bit just means the debt is continuing to pile up slightly slower. 

[Juan Cena]

Weird how things work out.  I consider myself a classical liberal in the best sense of the word but I have never voted for a Democrat since I started voting in '84.  I do have a bone to pick with Howard.  He says the statistics point out that the unemployment rate has gone down.  What he didn't acknowledge is the unemployment rate doesn't count the people who have given up looking for a job.  I personally know quite a few who have given up and are living on welfare. 

Anyway, I find it ironic that an interesting intellectual like Bloom would call George a major thought leader.  Plus the choice of words, thought leader, left a lot to be desired.

Trying to find hard numbers on welfare (much less those who have given up looking for a job) with a Google search is difficult, considering the fact that a large percentage of the sites it turned up were conservative sites regurgitating the same talking points over and over again.

[21st Century Man]

Trying to find hard numbers on welfare (much less those who have given up looking for a job) with a Google search is difficult, considering the fact that a large percentage of the sites it turned up were conservative sites regurgitating the same talking points over and over again.

There's a vacuum that hopefully someone will fill soon.  I completely understand the need for an unbiased website in order to clarify facts.  Anything to reduce suspicion on either side.  The truth will set you free, lol.

[zeebo]

I keep fading in and out with this guest.  But every time I zone back in he seems to be bragging about how great he is with his street-smarts / school-of-hard-knocks skills.

[zeebo]

Jeez this guy loves talking about himself. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Did Howard Bloom just say he gave us the artist formally known as Prince?  I think I just lost some respect for him.

Maybe he meant the lesser know artist formerly known as Prints, who makes CDs for cats

[zeebo]

Maybe he meant the lesser know artist formerly known as Prints, who makes CDs for cats

Or maybe he meant the breakfast formerly known as blintz.

[Juan Cena]

Did Howard Bloom just say he gave us the artist formally known as Prince?  I think I just lost some respect for him.

According to Bloom's Wiki entry, he was the publicist who suggested to Prince and his management/handlers to market Prince towards the new wave and rock fans.

[21st Century Man]

Good Lord, now I know why Noory scheduled this guy for 3 hours.  Noory can take a nap.  He probably has a recording for the half-hour breaks.

[cowtown]

Just how BIG of an asshole is Jimmy Church? Yesterday I posted this comment on his Facebook page:

"Art Bell is probably less than ecstatic you will be filling in for Snoory. You are on Art's Dark Matter network and are now fraternizing with the detestable Snoory who destroyed Art's "Coast To Coast AM" and reduced it to an infomercial. This is in poor taste and a conflict of interest, considering Snoory's unseemly attitude towards Art, and the fact the index-card reading Snoory pilfered Art's guests during his tenure on Dark Matter. The photo of you with the verbally and intellectually-challenged Snoory has diminished my esteem for you. This is not to say I might continue to listen to your web-based show, only that I am not alone in thinking you made a poor choice of venue. I considered you somewhat of a welcome ALTERNATIVE to the travesty that C2CAM has become under Snoory. Now it appears you are auditioning for a slot in Snoory's stable."

Jimmy Church-Noory deleted my comment and replied in a Facebook email:

"If you feel the need to post Norry stuff do it on YOUR timeline...not mine. Personal attacks on anyone have no place in my world. I would never post stuff like this on YOUR timeline. It's not cool.  Writing this to someone who I consider smart and funny is a complete waste of my time....OK???"

To which I replied:

"Jimmy, the name is "Noory", not "Norry" (but everyone knows him as Snoory). My comments are not a "personal attack" upon you. If I was deserving of "constructive criticism" - as I feel you are - I would welcome it on my 'timeline' and I do not delete it when it occurs. (Then again, you've never posted anything on my timeline). I am disappointed in your decision to audition with Snoory since I did consider your web-show a much welcome alternative to same, and you are after all on Art Bell's "Dark Matter" network. I would hope you are cognizant of  Bell's well deserved feelings about Snoory.

So much for your comment, "personal attacks have no place in (Jimmy's) world".

Bellgab Quote from: jimmy church on February 25, 2014, 12:57:57 PM
"George Noory: The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien. No joke. Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show. When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy. Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show??? I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles."

To which Jimmy Church-Noory so eloquently replied via Facebook email:

"yeah, so???  Moving on.."

Jimmy Church-Noory then "unfriended" and blocked me on Facebook.

[washere]

Basically,

Jimmy Sunday is saying:

"So what if I lecture on principles yet am a charlatan & backstab, move on losers

I'll continue to lie & censor & preach what I don't practice as fodder for my idiotic listeners

Fuck Art & you & everyone else

Only I (Jimmy) matter"

I linked your post here:
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5583.msg307067.html#msg307067

Just how BIG of an asshole is Jimmy Church? Yesterday I posted this comment on his Facebook page:

"Art Bell is probably less than ecstatic you will be filling in for Snoory. You are on Art's Dark Matter network and are now fraternizing with the detestable Snoory who destroyed Art's "Coast To Coast AM" and reduced it to an infomercial. This is in poor taste and a conflict of interest, considering Snoory's unseemly attitude towards Art, and the fact the index-card reading Snoory pilfered Art's guests during his tenure on Dark Matter. The photo of you with the verbally and intellectually-challenged Snoory has diminished my esteem for you. This is not to say I might continue to listen to your web-based show, only that I am not alone in thinking you made a poor choice of venue. I considered you somewhat of a welcome ALTERNATIVE to the travesty that C2CAM has become under Snoory. Now it appears you are auditioning for a slot in Snoory's stable."

Jimmy Church-Noory deleted my comment and replied in a Facebook email:

"If you feel the need to post Norry stuff do it on YOUR timeline...not mine. Personal attacks on anyone have no place in my world. I would never post stuff like this on YOUR timeline. It's not cool.  Writing this to someone who I consider smart and funny is a complete waste of my time....OK???"

To which I replied:

"Jimmy, the name is "Noory", not "Norry" (but everyone knows him as Snoory). My comments are not a "personal attack" upon you. If I was deserving of "constructive criticism" - as I feel you are - I would welcome it on my 'timeline' and I do not delete it when it occurs. (Then again, you've never posted anything on my timeline). I am disappointed in your decision to audition with Snoory since I did consider your web-show a much welcome alternative to same, and you are after all on Art Bell's "Dark Matter" network. I would hope you are cognizant of  Bell's well deserved feelings about Snoory.

So much for your comment, "personal attacks have no place in (Jimmy's) world".

Bellgab Quote from: jimmy church on February 25, 2014, 12:57:57 PM
"George Noory: The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien. No joke. Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show. When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy. Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show??? I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles."

To which Jimmy Church-Noory so eloquently replied via Facebook email:

"yeah, so???  Moving on.."

Jimmy Church-Noory then "unfriended" and blocked me on Facebook.

[b_dubb]

Hey when the guy sells out he doesn't fuck around.  Maybe PremShit will sign him to a non-compete clause and he won't be able to podcast anymore.

[pyewacket]

After the totally lacklustre quality of shows last week, I decided to stop listening to George's show. It's simply not worth the aggravation. I do understand that the old C2C show was a welcome part of listening pleasure for so many of you and it's hard to give it up. Hope for a revival of the old show has faded and maybe the missing element is closure. Sort of like a memorial for something that is gone.

It's like a much loved television show being cancelled after many seasons. The replacement show rarely fills the void. A new group is in charge of the show and will embrace anyone who promotes their interests. If you, as a listener, are on board with what they are promoting - you will be well pleased. If you are not, you are dismissed. That's the way of things.

I'd rather seek out alternative shows to listen/watch that will appreciate my support. I don't want to tune into a show where I've become persona non grata.

I'm discovering how well I sleep without the maddening nonsense in the background.  Just my 2 cents.     

[Danger!UFO]

Just how BIG of an asshole is Jimmy Church? Yesterday I posted this comment on his Facebook page:

"Art Bell is probably less than ecstatic you will be filling in for Snoory. You are on Art's Dark Matter network and are now fraternizing with the detestable Snoory who destroyed Art's "Coast To Coast AM" and reduced it to an infomercial. This is in poor taste and a conflict of interest, considering Snoory's unseemly attitude towards Art, and the fact the index-card reading Snoory pilfered Art's guests during his tenure on Dark Matter. The photo of you with the verbally and intellectually-challenged Snoory has diminished my esteem for you. This is not to say I might continue to listen to your web-based show, only that I am not alone in thinking you made a poor choice of venue. I considered you somewhat of a welcome ALTERNATIVE to the travesty that C2CAM has become under Snoory. Now it appears you are auditioning for a slot in Snoory's stable."

Jimmy Church-Noory deleted my comment and replied in a Facebook email:

"If you feel the need to post Norry stuff do it on YOUR timeline...not mine. Personal attacks on anyone have no place in my world. I would never post stuff like this on YOUR timeline. It's not cool.  Writing this to someone who I consider smart and funny is a complete waste of my time....OK???"

To which I replied:

"Jimmy, the name is "Noory", not "Norry" (but everyone knows him as Snoory). My comments are not a "personal attack" upon you. If I was deserving of "constructive criticism" - as I feel you are - I would welcome it on my 'timeline' and I do not delete it when it occurs. (Then again, you've never posted anything on my timeline). I am disappointed in your decision to audition with Snoory since I did consider your web-show a much welcome alternative to same, and you are after all on Art Bell's "Dark Matter" network. I would hope you are cognizant of  Bell's well deserved feelings about Snoory.

So much for your comment, "personal attacks have no place in (Jimmy's) world".

Bellgab Quote from: jimmy church on February 25, 2014, 12:57:57 PM
"George Noory: The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien. No joke. Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show. When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy. Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show??? I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles."

To which Jimmy Church-Noory so eloquently replied via Facebook email:

"yeah, so???  Moving on.."

Jimmy Church-Noory then "unfriended" and blocked me on Facebook.

Great post, cowtown. That's everything we need to know about Jimmy Church.

I supported this guy early on. I said 'give him a chance'. I was wrong. I saw this coming about a month ago. It's all about Jimmy.

I hope Dark City/Weekend takes Jimmy's place on the DMRN.

[Immy]

The best opportunity to hear Jorch screw up is when he has to "free style" his ads live. He simply sucks at ad-libbing. After the first bottom of the hour break last night he hawked being a C2C Insider by noting that everything you receive is "completely legal."  WTF does that mean?

[zeebo]

...It's like a much loved television show being cancelled after many seasons. The replacement show rarely fills the void ....

Noory's coast ... the Joanie Loves Chachi of radio.   

[pyewacket]

Noory's coast ... the Joanie Loves Chachi of radio.   

OUCH!!! 

[aldousburbank]

The best opportunity to hear Jorch screw up is when he has to "free style" his ads live. He simply sucks at ad-libbing. After the first bottom of the hour break last night he hawked being a C2C Insider by noting that everything you receive is "completely legal."  WTF does that mean?

The dude could not suck more if he had a zero point energy torsion field generated superconducting perpetual motion machine of trans dimensional suckage anally inserted by space tweeker greys assisted by time traveler emerging artist sasquatch broadcasting from the sphinx at 19.5 degrees lattitude with Tommy dressed as Cleopatra remotely displaying holographic 3 x 5's prompting the next question for secret sarcophagus guest reanimated Jimmy Hoffa followed by dub mix UFO Phil.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The dude could not suck more if he had a zero point energy torsion field generated superconducting perpetual motion machine of trans dimensional suckage anally inserted by space tweeker greys assisted by time traveler emerging artist sasquatch broadcasting from the sphinx at 19.5 degrees lattitude with Tommy dressed as Cleopatra remotely displaying holographic 3 x 5's prompting the next question for secret sarcophagus guest reanimated Jimmy Hoffa followed by dub mix UFO Phil.

Try saying that three times really fast. 

[ComeBackArt]

The dude could not suck more if he had a zero point energy torsion field generated superconducting perpetual motion machine of trans dimensional suckage anally inserted by space tweeker greys assisted by time traveler emerging artist sasquatch broadcasting from the sphinx at 19.5 degrees lattitude with Tommy dressed as Cleopatra remotely displaying holographic 3 x 5's prompting the next question for secret sarcophagus guest reanimated Jimmy Hoffa followed by dub mix UFO Phil.

Another forum I'm on had Like, Dislike, and ELITE buttons that you can use to rate/respond to others' posts. This one totally gets an ELITE status from me.

[wr250]

The dude could not suck more if he had a zero point energy torsion field generated superconducting perpetual motion machine of trans dimensional suckage anally inserted by space tweeker greys assisted by time traveler emerging artist sasquatch broadcasting from the sphinx at 19.5 degrees lattitude with Tommy dressed as Cleopatra remotely displaying holographic 3 x 5's prompting the next question for secret sarcophagus guest reanimated Jimmy Hoffa followed by dub mix UFO Phil.

this is the greatest run-on sentance ever.

reported.
for its total and complete awesomeness.

[PB the Deplorable]

The dude could not suck more if he had a zero point energy torsion field generated superconducting perpetual motion machine of trans dimensional suckage anally inserted by space tweeker greys assisted by time traveler emerging artist sasquatch broadcasting from the sphinx at 19.5 degrees lattitude with Tommy dressed as Cleopatra remotely displaying holographic 3 x 5's prompting the next question for secret sarcophagus guest reanimated Jimmy Hoffa followed by dub mix UFO Phil.

And we know this because Whitley tried it

[zeebo]

...time traveler emerging artist sasquatch....

I think I saw this dude at Starbucks the other day.  He ordered a pumpkin latte, then split on his scooter. 

[popple]

Jimmy Church-Noory deleted my comment and replied in a Facebook email:

"If you feel the need to post Norry stuff do it on YOUR timeline...not mine. Personal attacks on anyone have no place in my world. I would never post stuff like this on YOUR timeline. It's not cool.  Writing this to someone who I consider smart and funny is a complete waste of my time....OK???"

He spelled his new overlord's name wrong. It's D-A-V-E! 

Jimmy will only listen to positive comments. He wont consider or accept that any negative observation actually holds any sort of value or truth. We're all just being really "not cool"

[Nick el Ass]

The dude could not suck more if he had a zero point energy torsion field generated superconducting perpetual motion machine of trans dimensional suckage anally inserted by space tweeker greys assisted by time traveler emerging artist sasquatch broadcasting from the sphinx at 19.5 degrees lattitude with Tommy dressed as Cleopatra remotely displaying holographic 3 x 5's prompting the next question for secret sarcophagus guest reanimated Jimmy Hoffa followed by dub mix UFO Phil.

I bow down to you as you have written the greatest post of all time, hahaha.  In fact we all should be.

[SnapT]

Who knew Jimmy Church was really Jimmy JERK?  What a hypocrite sell-out!  And I was a fan of his, too.

[popple]

Hey when the guy sells out he doesn't fuck around.  Maybe PremShit will sign him to a non-compete clause and he won't be able to podcast anymore.