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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54690 on: December 19, 2014, 12:12:12 AM »
So how does amateur critic Charles Smith know that The Interview sucks?

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« Reply #54691 on: December 19, 2014, 12:18:22 AM »
Russian Studies Professor Stephen Cohen is the first hour guest tonight.  It is well known that Professor Cohen has a 20 by 20 portrait of Vladimir Putin in his house and he masturbates to it five times a day.


Big deal. John Hogue has Putin riding a centaur painted on his ceiling.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54692 on: December 19, 2014, 12:20:44 AM »
Russian Studies Professor Stephen Cohen is the first hour guest tonight.  It is well known that Professor Cohen has a 20 by 20 portrait of Vladimir Putin in his house and he masturbates to it five times a day.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54693 on: December 19, 2014, 12:49:52 AM »


"It may be more tense today than it was in 1962," Debbie Downer Noory blurted to the Russian expert.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54694 on: December 19, 2014, 01:10:37 AM »
So how does amateur critic Charles Smith know that The Interview sucks?

He saw the trailer?  Their other films?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54695 on: December 19, 2014, 01:12:26 AM »
"Cattle Queen"

(sung to the tune of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA)



Thursday night and the lights are low

Mutilated cow in a dark mead-ow.

Missing horns and the anus

Linda's here to entertain us.

If you're in the mood for moo.

And if it's not obscene

Then you've got that gene

Like the Cattle Queen.

Oh, yeah.



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54697 on: December 19, 2014, 01:24:23 AM »
Oh, no.

Mass extinction caused by something brought up by Linda Molding.

George, stop the negativity before it goes on any longer.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54698 on: December 19, 2014, 01:28:31 AM »
I'm sleeping.  Has anyone mentioned anal coring yet?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54699 on: December 19, 2014, 01:31:07 AM »
Someday, Linda Molding Howl will be extinct.

Yay.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54700 on: December 19, 2014, 01:31:30 AM »
What kinda shenanigans is the fumblegums up to after his voice lessons (I know doctor/patient) still the guy is an idjet...

What's the topic?

(he pronounces so well...)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54701 on: December 19, 2014, 01:38:00 AM »
I found the image Hoagland was talking about at NASA and extended it out.  The red arrow shows the 'tramway' he is talking about.  The blue arrows show it's just an extension of the banding resulting form successive passes of the satellite being stitched together. 

Hoagland wants us to believe this is what NASA doesn't want you to see, but I'm showing you what Hoagland doesn't want you to see.

http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/figures/PIA18932_fig1.jpg

[attachimg=1]


Looks freaking grate, thought I had a fun to say, disregaerd?

Oh, yeah;  totally ran the data..  not so much, pm me for the details...

edit: that dude is hot, much like gnr or paisan back in the early nineties...  still can't spank to conclusion over any/either...  JORCH your moustache is such an anti-Viagra surely there is a market for that, fight the religio-non-gays with your moustache or sumthin...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54702 on: December 19, 2014, 01:40:28 AM »
How creepy are the bumper songs? You know Jorch is rubbing one out while he listens to LMH talk.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54703 on: December 19, 2014, 02:14:28 AM »
Three day Schrader/Schrader/Knapp weekend coming up.

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« Reply #54704 on: December 19, 2014, 02:18:15 AM »
Three day Schrader/Schrader/Knapp weekend coming up.

Too bad they dumped new age garbage on Schrader. Both nights.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/12/19
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/12/20


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54706 on: December 19, 2014, 03:27:49 AM »
I hope I never have to endure a NDE with Howard Stern as my spirit guide. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54707 on: December 19, 2014, 03:44:10 AM »
Did they start the show over or am I experiencing deja-vu all over again.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54708 on: December 19, 2014, 04:17:06 AM »
While Putin enabler Stephen Cohen mostly told the truth, he did not tell the whole truth:
1.Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that former Ukranian president Viktor Yanukovich wasn't exactly overthrown in a 'coup'.  Yanukovich had his security forces fire on protesters killing at least 42 of them.  After that, he was voted out of office by the democratically elected Ukranian parliament.  I suppose Cohen might argue that the parliament did not have the authority to do that, but Yanukovich did resign before trying to take back his resignation.


2.Putin enabler Stephen Cohen said he disagreed with Wesley Clark's assessment that Putin was the most aggressive Russian (Soviet) leader since Stalin.  I'm not sure how he can.  While Nikita Khrushchev was in power during the Cuban missile crisis, he was far from a hawk and pushed for closer relations with the west.  His successor after his ousting, Leonid Brezhnev, was initially a hard liner but later pushed for detente. His successors Andropov and Chernenko were both old men who barely governed before dying and then came Gorbachev and Yeltsin.


Putin, in contrast has invaded Ukraine (despite denials) and Georgia, fought civil wars in his own country, sent planes and submarines into other countries' territories, dramatically increased military spending (though it's still nowhere near the horribly bloated U.S defense budget), is building new nuclear weapons and allegedly believes that Russia could win a nuclear war.


3.While I don't want to risk invoking Godwin's law, I will point this out. Putin enabler Cohen pretty much stated that he thought Putin's position of 'defending' Russians outside of Russia was justifiable.  He doesn't seem aware that Hitler used the same argument to take over the Sudetenland and Austria and invade Poland. Given that Europeans of all nationalities live all over Europe and that defending nationalities outside the borders would risk wars all over Europe, I don't see how Cohen can seriously believe Putin's stance is justifiable.


4.Putin enabler Cohen mentioned that Putin had an 80% approval rating in Russia. While I don't doubt that he is popular and that many Russians sadly approve of his Cro-Magnon conservative social policies and his invasion of Crimea, Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that the Russian media is controlled by Putin (or his administration at least) and that pro Putin propaganda programs are regularly aired on Russian TV.  This,  no doubt, plays a part in Putin's high approval rating.


So, all in all, Putin enabler Cohen was up to his usual enabling.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54709 on: December 19, 2014, 04:36:16 AM »
Did they start the show over or am I experiencing deja-vu all over again.


I had the same feeling, Wally.  I think what happened, incredible as it seems, is that Jorch and Linda both had senior moments simultaneously.


Linda was talking about people's NDE's, and Jorch piped up with "Some people say they don't want to go back -- did you know that???"  Linda, not missing a beat went into the lengthy story we'd all been hearing that bore out that well-known phenomenon.  It really was like having the show replayed, and I feared for my own sanity until eventually they got back into other topics.


Incredible, but true.  ???




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54710 on: December 19, 2014, 02:24:33 PM »
While Putin enabler Stephen Cohen mostly told the truth, he did not tell the whole truth:
1.Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that former Ukranian president Viktor Yanukovich wasn't exactly overthrown in a 'coup'.  Yanukovich had his security forces fire on protesters killing at least 42 of them.  After that, he was voted out of office by the democratically elected Ukranian parliament.  I suppose Cohen might argue that the parliament did not have the authority to do that, but Yanukovich did resign before trying to take back his resignation.


2.Putin enabler Stephen Cohen said he disagreed with Wesley Clark's assessment that Putin was the most aggressive Russian (Soviet) leader since Stalin.  I'm not sure how he can.  While Nikita Khrushchev was in power during the Cuban missile crisis, he was far from a hawk and pushed for closer relations with the west.  His successor after his ousting, Leonid Brezhnev, was initially a hard liner but later pushed for detente. His successors Andropov and Chernenko were both old men who barely governed before dying and then came Gorbachev and Yeltsin.


Putin, in contrast has invaded Ukraine (despite denials) and Georgia, fought civil wars in his own country, sent planes and submarines into other countries' territories, dramatically increased military spending (though it's still nowhere near the horribly bloated U.S defense budget), is building new nuclear weapons and allegedly believes that Russia could win a nuclear war.


3.While I don't want to risk invoking Godwin's law, I will point this out. Putin enabler Cohen pretty much stated that he thought Putin's position of 'defending' Russians outside of Russia was justifiable.  He doesn't seem aware that Hitler used the same argument to take over the Sudetenland and Austria and invade Poland. Given that Europeans of all nationalities live all over Europe and that defending nationalities outside the borders would risk wars all over Europe, I don't see how Cohen can seriously believe Putin's stance is justifiable.


4.Putin enabler Cohen mentioned that Putin had an 80% approval rating in Russia. While I don't doubt that he is popular and that many Russians sadly approve of his Cro-Magnon conservative social policies and his invasion of Crimea, Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that the Russian media is controlled by Putin (or his administration at least) and that pro Putin propaganda programs are regularly aired on Russian TV.  This,  no doubt, plays a part in Putin's high approval rating.


So, all in all, Putin enabler Cohen was up to his usual enabling.

Cohen sounds like a kremlin apologist, I bet he got his talking points from RT. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54711 on: December 19, 2014, 03:39:15 PM »
Ah, hell.

No George Noory.

Comedy cold turkey sammich until Monday.

Come back, you damned dullard.  I need my funny fix.





Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54712 on: December 19, 2014, 04:55:35 PM »
Linda Moulton Howe set to get to the bottom of the rash of mysterious, unexplained explosions and bangs. She's set to perch on Jorch's bed with a parabolic dish and high quality headphones, after he eats a can of beans and some hot pizza rolls, then bids her nighty-night, ready for an exciting night of dreaming about her slot on Coast to Coast.

When he mentioned her slot last night he seemed unusually animated. He must ponder her slot often.
 
 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54713 on: December 19, 2014, 05:22:20 PM »
Linda Moulton Howe set to get to the bottom of the rash of mysterious, unexplained explosions and bangs. She's set to perch on Jorch's bed with a parabolic dish and high quality headphones, after he eats a can of beans and some hot pizza rolls, then bids her nighty-night, ready for an exciting night of dreaming about her slot on Coast to Coast.

When he mentioned her slot last night he seemed unusually animated. He must ponder her slot often.


At the Christmas party, George drunkenly expressed his dark fear that Linda's slot may have been replaced with one of the missing cow anuses by aliens.

"I'm crazy about her," he said, "but I don't know what I would do in that event.  Now that would be buzz-are.  I tried to lick our dog's balls once as a kid.  But a cow's anus . . . well, that's pretty dramatic."

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« Reply #54714 on: December 19, 2014, 08:18:26 PM »

At the Christmas party, George drunkenly expressed his dark fear that Linda's slot may have been replaced with one of the missing cow anuses by aliens.

"I'm crazy about her," he said, "but I don't know what I would do in that event.  Now that would be buzz-are...

Time to put in a call to the somber ernest Whitley Streiber to sort authenticity from speculation on the subject

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54715 on: December 19, 2014, 10:39:21 PM »
Time to put in a call to the somber ernest Whitley Streiber to sort authenticity from speculation on the subject


I agree.

Whitley seems to be familiar with these "unknown countries."

Don't excuse the pun.


http://www.unknowncountry.com/

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54716 on: December 19, 2014, 10:53:18 PM »

At the Christmas party, George drunkenly expressed his dark fear that Linda's slot may have been replaced with one of the missing cow anuses by aliens.

"I'm crazy about her," he said, "but I don't know what I would do in that event.  Now that would be buzz-are.  I tried to lick our dog's balls once as a kid.  But a cow's anus . . . well, that's pretty dramatic."
Hey. Let's put a stop to this misogyny and, worse, insulting of one of the few remaining, and working, people associated with the best of Art Bell's career. ;D She might've been a beauty queen, she might have been a little bit naive and accepting of anybody's stories, but she has been a hard worker, honest in her reporting (to her detriment perhaps), and amazingly long-lived on the circuit. I like LMH and will defend her honor. If anything LISTEN! She manages to over-come Norry. (And recently Jimmy Church- the new blessed one apparently) by talking without rant, without hyperbole, etc. So at least you don't need to hear them! She can lull to sleep the crazed beasts or the even idiotic. She gets interviews from actual people in scientific or government positions (at least until their boss hears their tape-recording on C2C later) or from less-than scientific witnesses but treats them the same (reporter shouldn't judge! ;D )  I like LMH.

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« Reply #54717 on: December 19, 2014, 11:02:12 PM »
...  I like LMH.

I like her too.  She actually goes out and investigates.  And puts up with the Snorge.

Could do without the cattle mutilation, UFO, and crop circle crap though.  Until someone has some definitive answers, I don't want to hear about it anymore (are you listening George Knapp?)

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« Reply #54718 on: December 19, 2014, 11:23:37 PM »
While Putin enabler Stephen Cohen mostly told the truth, he did not tell the whole truth:

2.Putin enabler Stephen Cohen said he disagreed with... Nikita Khrushchev ... Leonid Brezhnev... Andropov and Chernenko... Gorbachev and Yeltsin.

3... Given that Europeans of all nationalities live all over Europe and that defending nationalities outside the borders would risk wars all over Europe, I don't see how Cohen can seriously believe Putin's stance is justifiable.
Dear Mr. 136 or 142 (whichever the case may be):
You are hereby ordered to cease and desist using history to your advantage when arguing.  Henceforth, I demand that you simply accept the opinions and untruths wrapped up as history and presented for your consumption.


Failure to heed the demands that are set forth above while consuming mind numbing interviews on Coast will result in immediate anger, frustration and disillusionment that a host would allow claims to go unchallenged and that a guest would make them.


Please understand that I am only looking out for your sanity if not your intellect.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #54719 on: December 20, 2014, 12:02:48 AM »
Hey. Let's put a stop to this misogyny and, worse, insulting of one of the few remaining, and working, people associated with the best of Art Bell's career. ;D She might've been a beauty queen, she might have been a little bit naive and accepting of anybody's stories, but she has been a hard worker, honest in her reporting (to her detriment perhaps), and amazingly long-lived on the circuit. If anything LISTEN! She manages to over-come Norry. (And recently Jimmy Church- the new blessed one apparently) by talking without rant, without hyperbole, etc. So at least you don't need to hear them! She can lull to sleep the crazed beasts or the even idiotic. She gets interviews from actual people in scientific or government positions (at least until their boss hears their tape-I like LMH and will defend her honor. recording on C2C later) or from less-than scientific witnesses but treats them the same (reporter shouldn't judge! ;D )  I like LMH.


"Hey. Let's put a stop to this misogyny and, worse . . . "


Hey.  Let's don't.  Let's keep making fun of cow vajaynuses transplanted by aliens . . . until the cows come home.

And when did laughing at them become "misogyny"?

Does laughing at George's wig and tar-dipped 'stache constitute "man-hate?"

I didn't think so.


"(S)he has been a hard worker . . . "


Washing machines work hard too -- day and night sometimes -- but I'm not going to write a boilerplate-looking paragraph extolling them for it.  We kinda need a point here.


"I like LMH and will defend her honor."


Is there really any honor in being a regular guest on a program like George Noory's?  How much honor can rub off onto Linda Molding from her fellow kooks Katherine Albrecht, Steven Quayle and the nutty professor -- the one who claims that the World Trade Center was demolished by a top secret death ray fired by our government?  Oops, two of those have vaginas.  Bad misogynist!

I'm not laughing at Linda for having a vagina.  I'm happy she has one.  You know, at least it isn't talking about mutilated cows.  May it live long and prosper.  It'd be even nicer if she continues not to let George Noory into it.

No, I'm laughing at what's in her head -- and Dickhead Hoagland's.  Can we call Dick a dickhead?  Is that going to offend?  I didn't think so.

I'm laughing at her for being of the kook, by the kook, and for the kook.  And hoping that sanity shall not perish from the earth.

It's the American way.