George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

They definitely cut me off pretty quick this time. Tommy probably choked on a chicken bone reaching for that dump button.

the screeners are probably going to get tougher now... 

[UnscreenedCaller]

Tommee's warning level must be up to orange by now. Oh, lordy, I lost it at Colon Blow. The rest was gravy.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

You guys are jackasses.  Funny, funny jackasses.

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh my fucking Christ!! Fantastic, Bateman. Transgender prank call!! How many bonus points do you get for that??? Unable to breathe here. 'Let's squeeze you in, Marilyn'!! And he just asked you to call back! Lost for words, sir. Bravo!

[jinwicked]

This show is aggressively boring. I hate how Norry asks questions.

He uses the same speaking cadence and inflection to ask about Area 51 or what you ate for breakfast.

I missed the prank call. Someone post it on the YouTube.

[worldends]

Bateman, that was awesome.

[Maxwell]

Nice encore!

[jinwicked]

What was that noise when you disconnected? Did you do that or was it something they created?

[bateman]

Nice encore!

Thank you. This will continue

[bateman]

What was that noise when you disconnected? Did you do that or was it something they created?

That was just me spitting all over the phone in a laughing fit.

[Roy Hinkley]

That was just me spitting all over the phone in a laughing fit.

Did you actually hang up though?  It sounded like as soon as you got out "Art Bell" they were disconnecting you...

[jinwicked]

That was just me spitting all over the phone in a laughing fit.

What's the process like when you get through? What's it like to talk on the radio over the phone? I have never called a show before.

[bateman]

Did you actually hang up though?  It sounded like as soon as you got out "Art Bell" they were disconnecting you...

They dumped me as soon as Dave asked "what happened to you??" in that bewildered tone.

[jinwicked]

RED RUBBER SUCK

[bateman]

What's the process like when you get through? What's it like to talk on the radio over the phone? I have never called a show before.

My patented method is on page 933.

[jinwicked]

My patented method is on page 933.

Do you call from the same line or do anything to mask your phone number? I assumed they would use a caller ID.

[Nucky Nolan]

That was just me spitting all over the phone in a laughing fit.

That was well executed; you showed us how it should be done. Bravo for not cracking up right after you mentioned Colon Blow, which should be the new name of Noory's show.

[bateman]

That was well executed; you showed us how it should be done. Bravo for not cracking up right after you mentioned Colon Blow, which should be the new name of Noory's show.

At the very least, "This hour of Coast is brought to you by Colon Blow. That's C-O-L-O..."

P.S. I encourage others to do this. I'm not staying up all night listening to this crap.

[MV/Liberace!]

hahahaha... bateman... you fuckin nut. hahahaa

[Maxwell]

"Colon blow," "Art Bell," and Bateman's crack-up went right over dimwit George's head.  After Tommy cut off the call, George is sputtering like a moron, "What happened to you?  Are you all right?  She fell apart!"  Then he goes to the break with "Hope you didn't get into some car accident or something.  Oh my gosh!  Back in a moment!"  What a freak.

[DigitalGuy]

Bateman that is just priceless. Poor George, what's that simple simon going to do? He should be bald and ulcer ridden by September.

[lonevoice]

At the very least, "This hour of Coast is brought to you by Colon Blow. That's C-O-L-O..."

P.S. I encourage others to do this. I'm not staying up all night listening to this crap.

Bateman, you're now BellGab's own Baba Booey.  We're so lucky to have you!  I don't even listen to Dave's Colon Blow Show and I'm starting to look forward to it just to follow along with the comments here, and now to wait for you to punk Dave & Tommie again.  OMG.

[MV/Liberace!]

guests can now download attachments without any BS signup requirement.  enjoy.

[Roy Hinkley]

With as slow and dimwitted Dave is, can you even imagine him trying to do un-screened ohnpen lines?  You could get so much past him it would be unbeleeefable!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

guests can now download attachments without any BS signup requirement.  enjoy.

Damn, I'm going to have to be more careful about copyright and libel due to photographic manipulation now.

Nah.

[morphiaflow]

Grats Bateman and good job! but aren't you worried that PRN's flying monkeys will be coming after you soon to take you away to Dave's castle, there to imprison you and subject you to 10,000 hours of Glynis McCants interviews?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

It's so easy. I couldn't get through it without laughing though. I'm surprised I even got Colon Blow out.

Beautiful.

Also thanks for the mp3 Maxwell.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is always talking about the Battle of Los Angeles, but when a 92 year old witness just called in about it he had no idea what she was talking about and almost dismissed her as a crazy lady (saying "ooohhh kaaaayy...") until the guest sounded interested.  Then George realized he might be missing something and, picking up his voice, started asking vague, general questions in a way to make himself sound like he knew what was what.

He never did realize what she was talking about and ended the call only commenting on her age.

[coaster]

Well done Bateman.

[Cynnie]

Oh my god I couldn't keep it together. Yes, I was Marilyn from New Jersey.

Hahaha!!! I love it!!