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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25350 on: May 13, 2013, 07:12:05 PM »
Don't ya taste?  The pizza roll incident never happened, it was just one big tease for his newest release...

 
As with EVERY Noory story, I think we knew it either never happened at all, or if he did bite into a too hot Pizza Roll the whole experience couldn't have possibly been what he said it was.  I mean who keeps molten hot food in their mouths for 5 seconds - to the point of being burned to the extent he claimed - before spitting it out?  Who calls someone (Tommy) in the middle of the night to drive them to an emergency room for this?  Who would always carefully get a turkey sandwich on whole grain, but if that wasn't available would just go for the junkiest of junk food?  He couldn't come in to do the show for 2 days, then afterward he was fine for 4 hours a night?  On and on. 
 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25351 on: May 13, 2013, 07:35:19 PM »

 
As with EVERY Noory story, I think we knew it either never happened at all, or if he did bite into a too hot Pizza Roll the whole experience couldn't have possibly been what he said it was.  I mean who keeps molten hot food in their mouths for 5 seconds - to the point of being burned to the extent he claimed - before spitting it out?  Who calls someone (Tommy) in the middle of the night to drive them to an emergency room for this?  Who would always carefully get a turkey sandwich on whole grain, but if that wasn't available would just go for the junkiest of junk food?  He couldn't come in to do the show for 2 days, then afterward he was fine for 4 hours a night?  On and on.

It was a very peculiar story, but what will the spin be (apart from the official description you posted)?  "Convenience store out of turkey sandwiches?  Your local supermarket is closed for the evening?  You would grab some pizza rolls but uggghh.. they're as good as impossible!  That cellophane wrapper!  Those difficult microwave instructions!  And that painful burning sensation!  You might as well be in radio hell!  Well, it's George Noory to the rescue with his new book George Noory's Late Night Snacks .  The food that melts in your hand but doesn't melt your throat.  So simple even George can make it."

You could well be correct but I'm just trying to figure out how his story will market books.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25352 on: May 13, 2013, 07:38:18 PM »
It was a very peculiar story, but what will the spin be (apart from the official description you posted)?  "Convenience store out of turkey sandwiches?  Your local supermarket is closed for the evening?  You would grab some pizza rolls but uggghh.. they're as good as impossible!  That cellophane wrapper!  Those difficult microwave instructions!  And that painful burning sensation!  You might as well be in radio hell!  Well, it's George Noory to the rescue with his new book George Noory's Late Night Snacks .  The food that melts in your hand but doesn't melt your throat.  So simple even George can make it."


I'm staying away from the Behind the Secret Door Hurried Pocket Jerky

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25353 on: May 13, 2013, 07:45:24 PM »

 It's two in the morning in Los Angeles and only a few cars are on the 405, while on the East Coast the diners haven't yet opened for the morning rush.  It's too late for dinner, too early for breakfast, and there's no pre-packaged, nuke-it-up fast food in the freezer.  What can you eat?  George Noory has put together the ultimate in late-night-treat cookbooks: Late - Night Snacks  for late-night radio.  He's gathered over a hundred of his own personalized recipes for the night hawks and night owls transfixed by stories of the paranormal, UFOs, past lives, ghosts, and anything from ETs to poltergeists that go bump in the night.  Noory's easy-to-make recipes include:  •  Secret Door Meatloaf  •  Hurried Curry Pockets  •  Alien Jerky  •  And many more!  When it's late and you're listening to Coast to Coast AM on the radio… grab Late- Night Snacks … and have a real treat!

Sweet Jaysus.  I'm reminded of a Mother's Day cookbook we made in first grade.  This is the final nail in the coffin that once was C2C.  It's become nothing but a pathetic parody.  I get Art wants to retire and he should do that.  However, to say he won't return to work because he doesn't want to compete against and destroy what he created is ludicrous. That show no longer exists in any way, shape, or form.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25354 on: May 13, 2013, 07:56:15 PM »
Sweet Jaysus.  I'm reminded of a Mother's Day cookbook we made in first grade.  This is the final nail in the coffin that once was C2C.  It's become nothing but a pathetic parody.  I get Art wants to retire and he should do that.  However, to say he won't return to work because he doesn't want to compete against and destroy what he created is ludicrous. That show no longer exists in any way, shape, or form.

I'm curious about why he distinguishes between the Night Hawks and the Night Owls.  Is there a difference?  How do people know which one they are?
 
I remember once George confessed to being befuddled that callers thought 'The Night Hawk' was some kind of bird.  He said he meant it to be for the 'airplane', and couldn't figure out why people didn't get that.  Now he's using it in his cookbook description, but do airplanes eat snacks?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25355 on: May 13, 2013, 08:02:17 PM »
The World is fucking crazy. Who in their sound mind thinks people are going to pay for recipes from this asshole?
150 ways to roast a dick?
After seeing that this "book" is co-authored, I'd be willing to bet Noary's contribution is probably very minor and he contributed very little. Sound familiar....

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25356 on: May 13, 2013, 08:04:04 PM »

I'm curious about why he distinguishes between the Night Hawks and the Night Owls.  Is there a difference?  How do people know which one they are?

Well, the way I see it... One half of Noary fans shit out their ass and the other half shit out their mouth.
That's pretty much the difference between a hawk and an owl. Well, besides rotating heads and having a board face.

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« Reply #25357 on: May 13, 2013, 08:13:22 PM »

I'm curious about why he distinguishes between the Night Hawks and the Night Owls.  Is there a difference?  How do people know which one they are?
 
I remember once George confessed to being befuddled that callers thought 'The Night Hawk' was some kind of bird.  He said he meant it to be for the 'airplane', and couldn't figure out why people didn't get that.  Now he's using it in his cookbook description, but do airplanes eat snacks?

...and I always thought George Noory as the Nighthawk was about the worst personality-to-nickname match ever when I still thought it was a bird (which was about 30 seconds ago).  Who names themselves after a plane?  And who names themselves after a plane that was named after a bird and expects people to get that? When I think of George Noory the bird that does come to mind is the seagull, which my friends used to call shithawks.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25358 on: May 13, 2013, 08:36:22 PM »
The World is fucking crazy. Who in their sound mind thinks people are going to pay for recipes from this asshole?
150 ways to roast a dick?
After seeing that this "book" is co-authored, I'd be willing to bet Noary's contribution is probably very minor and he contributed very little. Sound familiar....


I'm sure he hasn't read it.  Especially the "how to eat without maiming yourself" part.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25359 on: May 13, 2013, 08:45:57 PM »

I'm curious about why he distinguishes between the Night Hawks and the Night Owls.  Is there a difference?  How do people know which one they are?
 
I remember once George confessed to being befuddled that callers thought 'The Night Hawk' was some kind of bird.  He said he meant it to be for the 'airplane', and couldn't figure out why people didn't get that.  Now he's using it in his cookbook description, but do airplanes eat snacks?



Night hawk Noory.... right, Jorch.  I'm thinking you're a better match with an extinct bird.



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25360 on: May 13, 2013, 08:50:58 PM »
...and I always thought George Noory as the Nighthawk was about the worst personality-to-nickname match ever when I still thought it was a bird (which was about 30 seconds ago).  Who names themselves after a plane?  And who names themselves after a plane that was named after a bird and expects people to get that?
I didn't understand the original comment by the P*B. There is an airplane called a nighthawk and that is why he chose that nickname and not the bird? What the fuck kind of logic and common sense is that when expecting people to understand it's a plane when the motherfucker is on the air after dark.

I swear this whole Noary thing is some sort of a twisted joke. It has to be. What else makes sense?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25361 on: May 13, 2013, 09:07:56 PM »
I didn't understand the original comment by the P*B. There is an airplane called a nighthawk and that is why he chose that nickname and not the bird? What the fuck kind of logic and common sense is that when expecting people to understand it's a plane when the motherfucker is on the air after dark.

I swear this whole Noary thing is some sort of a twisted joke. It has to be. What else makes sense?

It's the original black-op F-117 stealth fighter, painted black and used exclusively for night time operations, and was probably just being revealed to the public when he dawned the nickname.  I sort of see the logic but I stand by my original statement.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25362 on: May 13, 2013, 09:53:26 PM »
There was also a Honda Nighthawk motorcycle...

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« Reply #25363 on: May 13, 2013, 10:26:55 PM »
After serving in the Navy for NINE YEARS, you'd think he could at least go with a nautical theme - like Torpedo Head, the Destroyer (as in destroys C2C), Scuttles Snoory, or Barnacle Breath Noory...

Is the Nighthawk at least a Navy fighter?


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25364 on: May 13, 2013, 10:34:48 PM »
After serving in the Navy for NINE YEARS, you'd think he could at least go with a nautical theme - like Torpedo Head, the Destroyer (as in destroys C2C), Scuttles Snoory, or Barnacle Breath Noory...

Is the Nighthawk at least a Navy fighter?

Nope.

9077-0

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25365 on: May 13, 2013, 11:01:32 PM »
It's the original black-op F-117 stealth fighter, painted black and used exclusively for night time operations, and was probably just being revealed to the public when he dawned the nickname.  I sort of see the logic but I stand by my original statement.
I would have never, ever put that together man.
How and why in the fuck does Noary think he is the F-117 of talk radio? As retarded as the bird is, it is soooo much better and logical of a choice.

FFS

Edited to add: Actually, now that I think about it...
The F-117- An overpriced, fancy, obsolete, lightweight, fairy, overrated piece of shit.  8)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25366 on: May 13, 2013, 11:03:01 PM »
After serving in the Navy for NINE YEARS, you'd think he could at least go with a nautical theme - like Torpedo Head, the Destroyer (as in destroys C2C), Scuttles Snoory, or Barnacle Breath Noory...

Is the Nighthawk at least a Navy fighter?


The Pollywog




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25367 on: May 13, 2013, 11:06:59 PM »
Since The Nooron never comes up with anything original... well at least that's good... I'm speculating he heard Art doing his "wanna take a ride.." line one night.   The Nooron thought "yeah, the stealth fighter, flying through the night.... taking us for a ride.  I'll be The Nighthawk!  That's the ticket."  ::)

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« Reply #25368 on: May 13, 2013, 11:13:11 PM »
After serving in the Navy for NINE YEARS, you'd think he could at least go with a nautical theme - like Torpedo Head, the Destroyer (as in destroys C2C), Scuttles Snoory, or Barnacle Breath Noory...

Is the Nighthawk at least a Navy fighter?



I'm thinking "The Night Swabbie."




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25369 on: May 14, 2013, 12:07:53 AM »

I'm thinking "The Night Swabbie."





Sad thing is, I think Georgie would even shhcrew that up...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25370 on: May 14, 2013, 12:08:46 AM »
I would pay to have George say "solar shhtorms" five times quickly...

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« Reply #25371 on: May 14, 2013, 12:16:54 AM »
LOL - George's shtory on the lady singing on the plane he said she was "carooning".

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25372 on: May 14, 2013, 12:30:40 AM »
"We'll be white,RIGHT back..."

arrrgh

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« Reply #25373 on: May 14, 2013, 12:38:24 AM »
"We'll be white,RIGHT back..."

arrrgh

Huh, huh, huh, he sounded like Elmer J. Fudd wooking for dat waskiwy wabbit...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25374 on: May 14, 2013, 12:48:11 AM »
caller compliments Snoory's laugh - George responds "I do have a nice laugh".  So modest.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25375 on: May 14, 2013, 12:48:29 AM »
"...a complete out of the grid..."

How can someone miss common words like outage?  Total fear mongering for the first hour.

Some lady just called to complement snoory and said he had a great laugh.  That's it, got to turn it off now.

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« Reply #25376 on: May 14, 2013, 01:01:41 AM »
Why do these guys keep saying NASA is predicting an intense flare on the scale of the 1859 event within x number of years?  Everything I've seen from NASA says they can't predict those things.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #25377 on: May 14, 2013, 01:07:44 AM »
$24.99 regular price on Amazon.com, but pre-order now $16.49 and receive on November 5, 2013.

Hardcover 224 pages.

Is this some sort of Prem Rad attempt at damage control?

Oddly, Indigo Chapters has it listed with a 2010 release date and full title of George Noory's Late-Night Snacks: Winning Recipes for Late-Night Radio Listening

A nice subtitle would have been ' Rehashed Recipes From Cafe Marrakesh and Oasis Bar'

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« Reply #25378 on: May 14, 2013, 01:26:11 AM »
Top tip!!! Don't listen...  ::)

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« Reply #25379 on: May 14, 2013, 01:53:02 AM »
I am getting absolutely NOTHING from this guest.  His enthusiasm and delivery exude confidence, but he is saying nothing.