Don't be too proud of this philosophical terror you've constructed. The ability to convince a planet of anything is insignificant next to the power of gravity.
Yeah, and if one thinks the ability to convince a planet is insignificant compared to gravity, consider that, of the four known forces, gravity is by FAR the weakest force, with (#2) electromagnetism being 1036
times stronger than than gravity, which is a shit-load. Gravity, being the weakest force, is only 10-25
as strong as the next strongest force (Weak force), so all in all, gravity ain't shit.
Just tryin' to have a little fun with you whacko flat-earth liberals out there, because to try and intellectualize with ya'll, I'd have to tie half my brain behind my back, just to make it fair