Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Camazotz Automat]

  Sadly, I know their dead skunk of a shitball fuckface cocksucker goatfucking dweeb of a dicklicker father from the OJ trial.

I wish you'd stop implying things and tell us how you really feel.

I'm a simple man and I need words I can understand, not words that require I read between the lines, Mr. Coyle. Don't obfuscate your intent with farm animals.

I need a See N Say decoder to keep up!

(pulls string)

This is the goatfucker: Hello? Hello? OJ, did you get my bill? Hello?

[Eddie Coyle]

I wish you'd stop implying things and tell us how you really feel.

I'm a simple man and I need words I can understand, not words that require I read between the lines, Mr. Coyle. Don't obfuscate your intent with farm animals.

I need a See N Say decoder to keep up!

(pulls string)

This is the goatfucker: Hello? Hello? OJ, did you get my bill? Hello?

   1000 apologies for the circumlocution exhibition. I should have stated my true feelings of "who I am to judge? I'm sure he was a fine man and his family is lovely" but sometimes I get caught up in the vituperation that this Coyle character breeds in me. It's very sad.

     

Apparently, the madrasa's online curriculum is yet to include that age old axiom: never bring a knife to a gunfight.

       Indeed, that "smite their necks" sura didn't have a caveat of "make sure they ain't carrying a piece, dummy". Those ISIS beheading videos are featuring drugged hostages who can't fight back. These bowtied bonzos in Boston thought killing a "Boy in blue" would be "easy"...hold on, aren't these the same clowns telling us that the "po-lice" are dangerous killers ?

      The MAO-A gene isn't the "genius" gene. It's the "I'ma kill this motherfucker" gene, not the "what if they have an actual strategy to combat me" one.

[3OctaveFart]

The average day on Facebook/Twitter.

http://www.theonion.com/article/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything--2750

[aldousburbank]

I gave up hunting when I went all vegetarian 34 years ago but since that time, I have murdered two deer. The first was a pregnant doe I whamoed on my motorcycle (I might qualify for three kill points with this one since she had two in there  ), and the second was this morning when I startled a fawn and it proceeded to leap into a fence and broke it's little neck. Geez, I feel like I just made Gnoory's day.

[BobGrau]

I gave up hunting when I went all vegetarian 34 years ago but since that time, I have murdered two deer. The first was a pregnant doe I whamoed on my motorcycle (I might qualify for three kill points with this one since she had two in there  ), and the second was this morning when I startled a fawn and it proceeded to leap into a fence and broke it's little neck. Geez, I feel like I just made Gnoory's day.

Second one almost happened to me a few weeks ago, 6am on a country lane and I yelped at the top of my voice. It made it though... or at least got out of my sightline before collapsing, either's fine with me.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The first was a pregnant doe I whamoed on my motorcycle...

Well, those would be heart breaking but you're probably lucky you survived that one yourself.

[Camazotz Automat]

   1000 apologies for the circumlocution exhibition. I should have stated my true feelings of "who I am to judge? I'm sure he was a fine man and his family is lovely" but sometimes I get caught up in the vituperation that this Coyle character breeds in me. It's very sad.

Manna from heaven.

(Places "The Farmer says" See N Say back in its drawer. Will be used later to decode a very VERY famous Pink Floyd album.)

[Camazotz Automat]

I gave up hunting when I went all vegetarian 34 years ago but since that time, I have murdered two deer. The first was a pregnant doe I whamoed on my motorcycle (I might qualify for three kill points with this one since she had two in there  ), and the second was this morning when I startled a fawn and it proceeded to leap into a fence and broke it's little neck. Geez, I feel like I just made Gnoory's day.

One of the best lines tonight, from Episode 1, Season 3 of Hannibal:

"I'm trying not to eat anything with a central nervous system."
- Gillian Anderson as Bedelia Du Maurier. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

That looks like a shitty date:

[onan]

When getting scammed by a psychic isn't enough embarrassment... Paranormaldate.com

[albrecht]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/06/05/the-largest-grocer-in-the-texas-is-now-rationing-eggs/
I just got back from HEB and bought a dozen eggs, amongst other groceries. And I didn't see any signs. And also there was a guy in the way loading crates and crates of eggs into the cooler. Eggs are getting more expensive though.

[popple]

Just got asked out on paranormaldate.com

[PB the Deplorable]

When getting scammed by a psychic isn't enough embarrassment... Paranormaldate.com

George is already working on his next brainstorm

[b_dubb]

This made me wonder if our lovely jazmunda was involved

http://distractify.com/Myka-Fox/how-bad-do-you-have-to-smell-to-get-an-asian-girl-to-write-you-a-letter/?ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2

[Eddie Coyle]

  SNL is the Ruth Bader Ginsburg of late night TV. Lifetime appointment, not going away no matter how diminished it is.

[The General]

  SNL is the Ruth Bader Ginsburg of late night TV. Lifetime appointment, not going away no matter how diminished it is.

And terminally unfunny.

[Eddie Coyle]

And terminally unfunny.

   I only see the "cold open" by accident because I watch the news at 11 on that channel and my God, is it the most abominable crud imaginable. I'm sure the women of both sexes who create those skits think they're making brilliant statements.

[Yorkshire pud]

I offer no opinion on the current hype that involves the current shiny thing Jenner. But I did find this quite poignant/ironic/tragic.

http://distractify.com/Mustafa-Gatollari/jenner-irony/

[b_dubb]

I offer no opinion on the current hype that involves the current shiny thing Jenner. But I did find this quite poignant/ironic/tragic.

http://distractify.com/Mustafa-Gatollari/jenner-irony/

Wow. Thanks for this. Sharing it via Facebook pronto.

[wr250]

[lonevoice]

Just got asked out on paranormaldate.com

Margarita out the nose!  This is probably close to what Alfred Hitchcock pictured when he chose "Funeral March of a Marionette" as his theme song.

[pate]

We got us a Triple Crown winner...

Celebrate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rui0hzN-EFE

[Treading Water]

Big chemical plant fire in central PA this morning.  I'm not in the danger zone, but it looks not so good for those who are.
Not a good way to start a week.

[FightTheFuture]

Big chemical plant fire in central PA this morning.  I'm not in the danger zone, but it looks not so good for those who are.
Not a good way to start a week.

Stay safe, TW! That really sucks for those folks affected.

[FightTheFuture]

For SOME reason, I just love what this guy does. I watch every one of his videos. Adam the Woo...on youtube;

https://www.youtube.com/user/adamthewoo

[aldousburbank]

Thought long about posting this story.

Once my 15 yr old boy and I were coming out of a strip mall store when I see a tweeker dude struggling to push his stalled tweeker car out of the way and into a parking spot. I immediately hollered to the dude- "We'll push man, just hop in and steer!"

As he does and without even looking back at us, two Mexican looking cats walked into the road in front and he had to brake. He started yelling every derogatory racial slur at these guys, all of which I've been called, and ended up with "Go back where you came from!"

So we finish pushing dude and he hops out and turns to say thanks and with a slack jawed look on his face, shakes the hand of the two spiks who helped him in his moment of need. It was the best anti-racist lesson my young son could have ever been given.

My point being people are what they are and no matter what other's prejudice may be, for or against- so fucking what?  My gay, queer, and trans brothers and sisters all remember when queer, and even gay were "derogatory".  Who cares? Deal with it. Move on.  Crap man, hippie is a derogatory word and/but I am one. Wah, poor me. Anybody who gets butthurt by wrong speech terms enough to silence their words is just itching to live happily unbothered in a totalitarian state. There's plenty of those already. Move to one. Leave mine alone.

And to summarize; Fuck off you liver lillied little Talibans wannabes. Heh

[FightTheFuture]

Thought long about posting this story.

Once my 15 yr old boy and I were coming out of a strip mall store when I see a tweeker dude struggling to push his stalled tweeker car out of the way and into a parking spot. I immediately hollered to the dude- "We'll push man, just hop in and steer!"

As he does and without even looking back at us, two Mexican looking cats walked into the road in front and he had to brake. He started yelling every derogatory racial slur at these guys, all of which I've been called, and ended up with "Go back where you came from!"

So we finish pushing dude and he hops out and turns to say thanks and with a slack jawed look on his face, shakes the hand of the two spiks who helped him in his moment of need. It was the best anti-racist lesson my young son could have ever been given.

My point being people are what they are and no matter what other's prejudice may be, for or against- so fucking what?  My gay, queer, and trans brothers and sisters all remember when queer, and even gay were "derogatory".  Who cares? Deal with it. Move on.  Crap man, hippie is a derogatory word and/but I am one. Wah, poor me. Anybody who gets butthurt by wrong speech terms enough to silence their words is just itching to live happily unbothered in a totalitarian state. There's plenty of those already. Move to one. Leave mine alone.

And to summarize; Fuck off you liver lillied little Talibans wannabes. Heh

DING DING DING

[3OctaveFart]

Good post as usual.
I would like my biracial child to learn a similar object lesson first-hand.
I would have grinned right in that dude's face.

[pyewacket]

Thought long about posting this story.

Once my 15 yr old boy and I were coming out of a strip mall store when I see a tweeker dude struggling to push his stalled tweeker car out of the way and into a parking spot. I immediately hollered to the dude- "We'll push man, just hop in and steer!"

As he does and without even looking back at us, two Mexican looking cats walked into the road in front and he had to brake. He started yelling every derogatory racial slur at these guys, all of which I've been called, and ended up with "Go back where you came from!"

So we finish pushing dude and he hops out and turns to say thanks and with a slack jawed look on his face, shakes the hand of the two spiks who helped him in his moment of need. It was the best anti-racist lesson my young son could have ever been given.

My point being people are what they are and no matter what other's prejudice may be, for or against- so fucking what?  My gay, queer, and trans brothers and sisters all remember when queer, and even gay were "derogatory".  Who cares? Deal with it. Move on.  Crap man, hippie is a derogatory word and/but I am one. Wah, poor me. Anybody who gets butthurt by wrong speech terms enough to silence their words is just itching to live happily unbothered in a totalitarian state. There's plenty of those already. Move to one. Leave mine alone.

And to summarize; Fuck off you liver lillied little Talibans wannabes. Heh

Epic, Aldous! This is why you're one of my favorite posters. 

[Eddie Coyle]

  Apparently, John Cusack is playing John Cusack in the Brian Wilson biopic.