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Re: Change of username
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2015, 09:33:53 PM »
As Pat Benatar so famously vocalized...

I'm Picturing Beautiful Playboy Bunnies eating Peanut Butter in Palm Beach

Re: Change of username
« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2015, 03:59:45 AM »
I have to say, talking to Sardondi was pretty bad-ass yesterday.

It was also painfully obvious that of all the times to experiment with a name-change, this was the most foolish/illogical time I could have chosen.

Midnight in the Desert could easily reactivate several MIA posters dating back to the embryonic days of BellGab... the good ol' GeorgeNoorySucks.com days, to be precise...

Some, who might remember me, would be like... where the fuck is Camazotz?  Is he dead? Did the NSA finally pick his Gray Hat hacking ass off the line? Where the hell is the Automat? Did he finally move up to Mt. Shasta to sell homemade talking boards or what? He often mentioned doing that, as well as raising honeybees and building time dilation chambers...

So you see where this is headed...

MV/Zoltar....

I want to go back.

I don't want to be C A M anymore.

I wish... I wish... to be back as Camazotz Automat.





Re: Change of username
« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2015, 09:02:13 AM »
C A M we hardly knew ye, haru  haru. Fare thee well.


Re: Change of username
« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2015, 09:48:16 AM »
I have to say, talking to Sardondi was pretty bad-ass yesterday.

It was also painfully obvious that of all the times to experiment with a name-change, this was the most foolish/illogical time I could have chosen.

Midnight in the Desert could easily reactivate several MIA posters dating back to the embryonic days of BellGab... the good ol' GeorgeNoorySucks.com days, to be precise...

Some, who might remember me, would be like... where the fuck is Camazotz?  Is he dead? Did the NSA finally pick his Gray Hat hacking ass off the line? Where the hell is the Automat? Did he finally move up to Mt. Shasta to sell homemade talking boards or what? He often mentioned doing that, as well as raising honeybees and building time dilation chambers...

So you see where this is headed...

MV/Zoltar....

I want to go back.

I don't want to be C A M anymore.

I wish... I wish... to be back as Camazotz Automat.



Also "who the hell is this C A M person?! What an imposter! He's even trying to write like Camazotz but he's not even close.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #64 on: July 01, 2015, 12:04:57 PM »
Also "who the hell is this C A M person?! What an impostor! He's even trying to write like Camazotz but he's not even close.

It is oft said: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 
Balderdash and horse feathers.
 
Imitation can just as often be the most sublime form of sabotage!
 
(AC/DC tribute bands, anyone? Or the Goodyear blimp instead of the majestic LZ 127 Graf Zeppelin. Helium instead of hydrogen. Sex during Star Trek instead of sex under the tracking stars... all the way down to plastic instead of paper.)
 
I daresay, these last several hours, I've been "mashed-up" up as it were, like some promotional golemic sculpture assembled from old Ford automobile parts, talcum powder, and a box of hyena bones.
 
(((shudder)))
 
Oh, once I was lost, but now, I have been found.
 
(clears throat)
 
Now, to re-purpose this Chinese Checkers board C A M left behind into a proper Sieve of Solomon variant.
 
The marbles shall serve as astral buckshot to thwart those ~less than desirable spectres.~
 
Also, I have novel critique request packets to assemble for Tom Robbins, Tim Dorsey, Joe Bob Briggs, and "Larry" at the bait and tackle establishment near _ _ _ _ _  Lake.
 
I use only the best of the best to obtain solid feedback and suggestions for my work.
 
It's not even noon and I am anticipating the inevitable burning of midnight oil.
 
Holy catfish crucifried on a lightning rod. The day's already halfway to the Western Crypt.
 
(I am suddenly reminiscing about Zenith television sets and tall glasses of iced tea just before a moonshot... a nearby dismembered LIFE magazine splayed and sacrificed as lining for Castro the Parakeet's birdcage.)
 
Despite my current state of disorientation, I will prepare a proper cenotaph for my would be doppelgänger.
 
It's good to be back and I appreciate your loyal energies.
 
My following may be modest in size, but it is damned superior in its graceful dexterity and cannot be surpassed!

Re: Change of username
« Reply #65 on: July 01, 2015, 12:18:48 PM »
RIP C A M  (not really)

Re: Change of username
« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2015, 12:27:14 PM »

Re: Change of username
« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2015, 12:32:16 PM »

It needs a "I told you I was sick" epitaph.

Alas. No one likes a whiny dead doppelgänger.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #68 on: July 01, 2015, 12:50:58 PM »
I knew the Camazotz Automat consciousness would ultimately reassert itself and eliminate the dominant, but unstable, C A M intelligence which had invaded its mind, using the Automat body like a cheap plaything until it became bored and moved on.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #69 on: July 01, 2015, 12:52:10 PM »
Camazotz!
Thank Zeus or whatever.
The Automat returns.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #70 on: July 01, 2015, 12:53:40 PM »
C A M we hardly knew ye, haru  haru. Fare thee well.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #71 on: July 01, 2015, 01:10:29 PM »




Hey! Ok, I'll move it down here then. You have to move yours too.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #72 on: July 01, 2015, 01:18:35 PM »
 It needs an "I told you I was sick" epitaph.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #73 on: July 01, 2015, 01:20:23 PM »
I feel like I just experienced some 'missing time' or some kind of worm hole phase shift.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #74 on: July 01, 2015, 02:07:49 PM »
I feel like I just experienced some 'missing time' or some kind of worm hole phase shift.

What is it? What did you see?


Re: Change of username
« Reply #75 on: July 01, 2015, 03:37:33 PM »

Re: Change of username
« Reply #76 on: July 01, 2015, 11:59:08 PM »
I feel like I've dropped acid when I read CAM's or Cam's posts.  Or what I imagine it would feel like.  Or something.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2015, 01:47:29 PM »
#ka&ka-tet

I knew you were going to say that!   8)

Ka

Re: Change of username
« Reply #78 on: July 03, 2015, 04:31:59 PM »
#ka&ka-tet
twas a lazy day , i was a floating in my boat
upon the coral reef
jah and i was toking on a big jamaican spleef 

Re: Change of username
« Reply #79 on: July 03, 2015, 06:16:25 PM »
I feel like I've dropped acid when I read CAM's or Cam's posts.  Or what I imagine it would feel like.  Or something.

Take this, and eat it, for it is ... oh, you know the rest, IO.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #80 on: July 03, 2015, 06:18:47 PM »
Hey! Ok, I'll move it down here then. You have to move yours too.

That's what she . . .

Re: Change of username
« Reply #81 on: July 03, 2015, 06:30:52 PM »
I feel like I've dropped acid when I read CAM's or Cam's posts.  Or what I imagine it would feel like.  Or something.

I was a mere child in life until I was purposely targeted by Cam. It was a learning experience unlike any other. Now I can say I speak to you all as a man.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2015, 06:37:39 PM »
I was a mere child in life until I was purposely targeted by Cam. It was a learning experience unlike any other. Now I can say I speak to you all as a man.

Your check is in the mail for all your support and the ... uh ... the growing pains and whatnot ... but delivery will be delayed due to the holiday non delivery Saturday schedule by the United States Postal Service.

Boy, I tell you what. You earned it but quick, ASC.

And a happy goshdang fourth of July to you and your family.

Yep.


Re: Change of username
« Reply #83 on: July 05, 2015, 12:50:08 PM »
Thanks MV.  It is good to be whole again... It is good to be me again. ;D

Re: Change of username
« Reply #84 on: July 05, 2015, 01:17:04 PM »
Take this, and eat it, for it is ... oh, you know the rest, IO.
Ahhhh... I feed much better now.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #85 on: July 06, 2015, 03:16:53 PM »
That's what she . . .

That doesn't even...Oh, hahahaha *blushes profusely* hehehe.

That was my actual response on this side of the computer screen.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #86 on: August 04, 2015, 12:51:27 AM »
Last time, I swear.

I would like to change my username from Horror Digest to Gossip Ghoul [because well...new writing gig, new twitter, etc., etc. ...what a pain].

Thanks so much.  :)

Re: Change of username
« Reply #87 on: August 04, 2015, 12:54:05 AM »
Last time, I swear.

I would like to change my username from Horror Digest to Gossip Ghoul [because well...new writing gig, new twitter, etc., etc. ...what a pain].

Thanks so much.  :)

no prob.  you will still login with the original username.

Re: Change of username
« Reply #88 on: August 04, 2015, 12:59:00 AM »
no prob.  you will still login with the original username.

Will do - thanks so much!!

Re: Change of username
« Reply #89 on: August 04, 2015, 04:24:52 AM »
Wait...we can change usernames?  Can I change my username to MichaelFromVA?