Well, here we are at last. The day we've all been waiting for. The moment our credit card debt will finally FINALLY BE OVER! I don't want to miss the incredible deliciousness of George Noory, the apocalypse-conspiracy lover of all times taking calls from his devotees who will no doubt be powdering with turmeric as they hunch over their C-Crane radios eating eFoods straight out of the packets.
Yes, he sends mixed messages and I, for one, love-love-love it. Did any of you catch the Libya 8.4 earthquake that went on at midnight last night? Yeah, some daredevil cackling hacker took a dare and published a fake earthquake which flashed on all the seismic sites like for a minute and a half, just long enough to hit Twitter, and then POOF! GONE!
Is it a spoof, or someone punking Harold Camping? We can expect plenty of disaster spoofs as the hour that no man knoweth except Mr. Camping draws near.
Pull up a chair-- I've got flavored popcorn in the 'wave and I'll be back at ten.