Author 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines  (Read 21788 times)

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Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1050 on: March 13, 2016, 02:33:17 PM »
I have your back ShredmeBashedher.  Just let me know, I'll get out my iron fist in velvet glove. 8)

Blimey brig.. Now you have the Limey's back? 

What happened to my only "Real" friend?


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« Reply #1051 on: March 13, 2016, 03:09:26 PM »
Blimey brig.. Now you have the Limey's back? 

What happened to my only "Real" friend?



You'll be ok WhiteCrow, you have the "Bella-Haven Babes".  I'm sure they all consider themselves to be your "Real" friends, and will surely be dismayed to learn you thought you had one only "Real" friend.    ??? ::)

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1052 on: March 13, 2016, 03:24:06 PM »
It was a bunch of people parroting stuff they heard on the news channels, presided over by Art "get off my lawn" Bell. I don't think that it's likely to be confused with fifth-century Athens.

I can't top that.


Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1053 on: March 13, 2016, 05:11:21 PM »
I have your back ShredmeBashedher.  Just let me know, I'll get out my iron fist in velvet glove. 8)

I guess senility is something all seniors have to watch out for  :P

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1054 on: March 13, 2016, 11:53:53 PM »
Every night I've checked the start of the show to see if Art was on.  Glad I didn't give up.
I missed it because I usually don't listen to preannounced open lines programs.  Darn, and I could've picked him off on his way out of the guest house if somebody'd alerted me.

But seriously, folks, yeah, I'd've listened had I known, because even though I'd rather hear him interviewing someone, nobody beats him at no-topic emceeing either.  Art's giving us an irregular positive reinforcement schedule, it seems -- the type that keeps you "trained" the longest.

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« Reply #1055 on: March 14, 2016, 12:23:54 AM »
It is amusing.  It's awfully tough to make it with the chicks by wearing a Ronnie shirt.



Say what you will about Bill Clinton, but the fact that he played saxophone influenced my vote.  I'll bet none of these losers running today can play the sax.  I still have this t-shirt!


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« Reply #1056 on: March 14, 2016, 03:05:20 AM »
That avatar looks great on you Michael;)

you're a sweet heart, darling.

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1057 on: March 14, 2016, 03:05:53 AM »
You need the Jaz hotline.

hey buddy.

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« Reply #1058 on: March 14, 2016, 03:06:15 AM »
When I was a child, I thought the conversations grown-ups had were boring.

heh heh.  zing.

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« Reply #1059 on: March 14, 2016, 11:07:05 AM »
And yet, rather than shut it off or change program, you listened anyway. Curious  ???

What can I say? I find something magnetic about the banal and the uninformed. Coincidentally, I never miss one of your posts. You can find that sort of stuff in any bar in America: a bunch of people who think they have the right to an opinion, but whose greatest achievement is managing to tie their shoelaces in the morning. But don't let me stop you writing another bootlicking post about how great it was.

I guess senility is something all seniors have to watch out for  :P

On the subject of watching out for things. Try not to say nasty stuff about someone who has done no harm to anybody, you spiteful little dick.

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« Reply #1060 on: March 14, 2016, 12:46:11 PM »
What can I say? I find something magnetic about the banal and the uninformed. Coincidentally, I never miss one of your posts. You can find that sort of stuff in any bar in America: a bunch of people who think they have the right to an opinion, but whose greatest achievement is managing to tie their shoelaces in the morning. But don't let me stop you writing another bootlicking post about how great it was.

On the subject of watching out for things. Try not to say nasty stuff about someone who has done no harm to anybody, you spiteful little dick.

Meh...takes one to know one. At least I'm not spending all my time dedicated to something or someone I hate or find banal, etc. It bugs you that not everyone's writing a great novel with everything they they write here? Good! You obviously deserve the hell you're making for yourself. Enjoy! I'll keep posting  ;)

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« Reply #1061 on: March 14, 2016, 12:51:22 PM »
Meh...takes one to know one.

Oh, I have never heard that one before. Oh, hang on, yes I have. Idiots say it all the time when they have nothing else to add.

At least I'm not spending all my time dedicated to something or someone I hate or find banal, etc.

One comment is hardly "dedication", dear boy. It's nothing compared to the enthusiastic way you like to slobber over Art's nuts.

It bugs you that not everyone's writing a great novel with everything they they write here? Good! You obviously deserve the hell you're making for yourself. Enjoy! I'll keep posting  ;)

I have no idea what you mean here, and I'm guessing that you don't either.

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1062 on: March 14, 2016, 01:19:50 PM »
Oh, I have never heard that one before. Oh, hang on, yes I have. Idiots say it all the time when they have nothing else to add.

One comment is hardly "dedication", dear boy. It's nothing compared to the enthusiastic way you like to slobber over Art's nuts.

I have no idea what you mean here, and I'm guessing that you don't either.

One comment?! You're here all the time, trying to burst everyone's balloon  :D

You're also always the first one to take it some place nasty too, e.g. slobbering over Art's nuts. Besides, I try not to slobber all over them but they're warm and salted. It's an autonomic response. You? You just do it because your gay  :P

I think you know exactly what I mean  ;)

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1063 on: March 14, 2016, 01:36:32 PM »
Say what you will about Bill Clinton, but the fact that he played saxophone influenced my vote.  I'll bet none of these losers running today can play the sax.  I still have this t-shirt!




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« Reply #1065 on: March 14, 2016, 03:39:58 PM »


or yeah no problem here's the other version

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« Reply #1066 on: March 14, 2016, 08:54:26 PM »
Meh...takes one to know one. At least I'm not spending all my time dedicated to something or someone I hate or find banal, etc. It bugs you that not everyone's writing a great novel with everything they they write here? Good! You obviously deserve the hell you're making for yourself. Enjoy! I'll keep posting  ;)

This kind of defense of Heather is the dumbest.  Let me explain it to you...

Art, MitD, and the community around it are pretty cool and we all agree that we enjoy that shit, right?  RIGHT.  But now Heather has been inexplicably put in the driver's seat and is filibustering while the rest of us are waiting it out.  You see it as us just "trolling", but we see her as the person in the way of good entertainment.

Ya dig?

Her dismissal is inevitable because she she's in over her head and everybody knows it.  We just want to expedite the whole procedural bullshit that Art is putting us through.


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« Reply #1067 on: March 14, 2016, 08:57:40 PM »
This kind of defense of Heather is the dumbest.  Let me explain it to you...

Art, MitD, and the community around it are pretty cool and we all agree that we enjoy that shit, right?  RIGHT.  But now Heather has been inexplicably put in the driver's seat and is filibustering while the rest of us are waiting it out.  You see it as us just "trolling", but we see her as the person in the way of good entertainment.

Ya dig?

Her dismissal is inevitable because she she's in over her head and everybody knows it.  We just want to expedite the whole procedural bullshit that Art is putting us through.


Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1068 on: March 14, 2016, 09:11:10 PM »
This kind of defense of Heather is the dumbest.  Let me explain it to you...

Art, MitD, and the community around it are pretty cool and we all agree that we enjoy that shit, right?  RIGHT.  But now Heather has been inexplicably put in the driver's seat and is filibustering while the rest of us are waiting it out.  You see it as us just "trolling", but we see her as the person in the way of good entertainment.

Ya dig?

Her dismissal is inevitable because she she's in over her head and everybody knows it.  We just want to expedite the whole procedural bullshit that Art is putting us through.

...but we were talking about Art, not Heather. I know she's hot and you're obsessed but haven't you heard?! She's a witch! She'd have your nuts dangling from a tree with some twigs and branches as a sacrament to her gods (or devils, I'm still not sure...she really needs to do that witchcraft show  ;))

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1069 on: March 15, 2016, 10:45:37 PM »
Why do a lot of men sound like they're masturbating while talking to art?
How do you expect us to fill the time while waiting for him to pick up the phone?  Then when he does, what, you expect us to waste a perfectly good erection of the penis?

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« Reply #1070 on: March 15, 2016, 10:48:33 PM »
That's one of those thoughts that could have stayed in your head, Robert.

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« Reply #1071 on: March 15, 2016, 10:50:28 PM »
That's one of those thoughts that could have stayed in your head, Robert.
Hi Gravity!  Did you check out the MITD page about tonight's guest?

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« Reply #1072 on: March 15, 2016, 10:51:59 PM »
That's one of those thoughts that could have stayed in your head hand, Robert.

FIFY

Re: 20160311 - Art Bell Open Lines
« Reply #1073 on: March 16, 2016, 08:22:49 PM »
How do you expect us to fill the time while waiting for him to pick up the phone?  Then when he does, what, you expect us to waste a perfectly good erection of the penis?
::)
WTF

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« Reply #1074 on: March 18, 2016, 04:01:23 AM »
How do you expect us to fill the time while waiting for him to pick up the phone?  Then when he does, what, you expect us to waste a perfectly good erection of the penis?

Homunculous? You. Right?
Call Art Bell. Now. You silly little freak.