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"Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« on: September 09, 2008, 02:58:18 PM »

     Or is that tail?
     What do you do when you realize that anime chicks are, in most respects, more desirable and less undesirable than most earth girls? No offense, ladies, I'm sure there's an equivalent for you, but I can't wait for all manner of technology to reach the point where I can actually step into one of those spring days in Nippon where time doesn't seem to pass as the cherry blossoms drift endlessly on the breeze, gaze into the saucer-sized eyes of my own pink-haired sweetheart, and walk hand in hand with her off to our own alpine meadow, never to return...

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Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2008, 05:48:44 PM »
Heh. I didn't really know how to feel about you at first, Mordred..but, you know, I like the way you think man.

Actually, I tend to date girls who are into anime already, so...cosplay isn't a foreign concept in the bedroom. It's pretty cool when your girlfriend understands your affinity for anime chicks because she kinda digs anime guys too. It's about as close as guys like us are going to get to our unrealistic fantasies. 

I personally really dig Misa from Death Note. She goes from adorable to sexy in 0.2 seconds.


Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2016, 03:12:12 AM »
:o


Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2016, 01:55:58 PM »
Sorry.  But I've never been an anime fan.

Animusic however . . . .

Animusic - Pipe Dream [Synthesia sheet music]



Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2016, 02:18:33 PM »
Sorry.  But I've never been an anime fan.

Animusic however . . . .

Animusic - Pipe Dream [Synthesia sheet music]




This is pretty cool, too! ;)

One Man Band - Animusic



Check the Music Thread for more.

Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2016, 03:00:10 PM »
Sorry.  But I've never been an anime fan.

Animusic however . . . .

Animusic - Pipe Dream [Synthesia sheet music]


I like the Glockenspiel riff along with the tubes and xylophone. I'm a peercussionist, although I haven't played in years.  :) 

Edit: It's probably synthed, but that's OK too.

Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2016, 03:06:15 PM »
I like the Glockenspiel riff along with the tubes and xylophone. I'm a peercussionist, although I haven't played in years.  :) 

Edit: It's probably synthed, but that's OK too.
I play a smokin' tambourine.  Does that count? ;D  Here is the full screen version (without the synth) of Pipe Dream.

"Pipe Dream" - Animusic.com


Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2016, 03:22:27 PM »
I like the Glockenspiel riff along with the tubes and xylophone. I'm a peercussionist, although I haven't played in years.  :) 

Edit: It's probably synthed, but that's OK too.

Animusic HD - Gyro Drums (1080p)


Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2016, 03:36:09 PM »
kek, my wife introduced me to anime i had no experience with it but she was really into it at the time. I started watching it on Adult Swim with InuYasha (at her request) and that was such a clusterfuck of an anime i didn't know where to begin to understand wtf was going on. But through that i found some good stuff like Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Blue Gender, Evangelion, Haibane Renmei, Welcome to the NHK,

Mai waifu is Yuki Nagato from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya she's a pretty close match to my real wife ~desu. Second runner up for waifu would have to be Marlene Angel because shes a cold hearted operator and her flock of seagulls haircut is erotic kek



Also, FLCL was amazing.

Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2016, 04:13:00 PM »
Yuki is so kawaii i cant stand it she is truly best waifu


Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2016, 06:18:01 PM »
kek, my wife introduced me to anime i had no experience with it but she was really into it at the time. I started watching it on Adult Swim with InuYasha (at her request) and that was such a clusterfuck of an anime i didn't know where to begin to understand wtf was going on. But through that i found some good stuff like Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Blue Gender, Evangelion, Haibane Renmei, Welcome to the NHK,

Mai waifu is Yuki Nagato from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya she's a pretty close match to my real wife ~desu. Second runner up for waifu would have to be Marlene Angel because shes a cold hearted operator and her flock of seagulls haircut is erotic kek



Also, FLCL was amazing.

Your Nazi side is counterbalanced by the fact that you consider an Asian cartoon character as your wife like you're fighting the dark and light side of the force.

Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2016, 07:16:06 PM »
Your Nazi side is counterbalanced by the fact that you consider an Asian cartoon character as your wife like you're fighting the dark and light side of the force.

Anime can be pretty dark ~desu


Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2016, 11:44:37 PM »
I never got into comic books, but Anime I like. The plot lines seem to be so much better developed in most of them.

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« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2016, 10:12:39 AM »
Misaki is a QT3.14 (Welcome to the NHK spoilers)


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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2016, 11:23:26 PM »
o-o Dark anime! Two of my all time favorites>>

Death Note




Psycho-Pass

Re: "Ruined by Anime: The Wanker's Tale"
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2016, 03:59:54 AM »
Grrrr. Apologies for the double post. The SMF mod I'm used to allows for editing posts. >_<

I am rather new to the anime/manga world having read my first manga a bit over one year ago. By watching the anime prior to reading the manga I avoid disappointment as the anime is seldom as good as the manga.